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'Anyway enough of me talking about myself, why don't you talk about me for a while instead.'

"Cheers! Well, this is exciting. I've never had a dinner date with a duck before." "Relax, honey. I'm just here for the bread."

"Stepping on the gown never works. They run faster without it."

"Remember that time you tried to kill me?"

'Oh, Arthur...You sweet, blind, mad, dear, silly fool....Don't you see it could never last?'

"You should be sniffed, and often, by someone who knows how."

'We have a beautiful relationship. Why spoil it with a hug?'

'This should be perfect. The main characters fall in love during a series of explosions.'

'Okay.. what the hell.'

"Call me?"

"First date hairball... awkward."

Cavemen Romantic Gesture

"I'm just a girl, standing in front of a buoy..."

Romeo & Juliet & Ron

"When I ask questions, I expect answers!"

"Right here's fine."

'Hang on a minute: You're not going to transform into a Prince and leave me heartbroken, are you?!'

'Apparently the stag party has gone into extra time.'

"Did you bring any protection with you?"

'That reminds me of the blind date I had last weekend!'

Love is in the air...

'Big date tonight, but I've just shed an antler: Do you have superglue?'

"You keep fumblin' with that bra, Cowboy, and you're never gettin' to second base."

Why Cupid is not allowed to drink alcohol anymore...

Pole vaulter jumping Lover's Leap.

'I wouldn't kick her out of bed.'

"Ugh, we get it - you're in love."

Adam and Eve: Reconcilable Differences

'I think it's damn unprofessional for a dermatologist to scream 'Yikes' like that.'

Salt and Pepper

Lovers' leap with chaperone observation point.

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'Hey, that one looks just like a visible mass of condensed water vapour floating in the atmosphere.'

Say it with flowers: It!

A Prickly Pair