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"I wrote you a poem about how much I want to sh*g you!"

"Cheers! Well, this is exciting. I've never had a dinner date with a duck before." "Relax, honey. I'm just here for the bread."

"Talk nerdy to me."

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'Oh, Arthur...You sweet, blind, mad, dear, silly fool....Don't you see it could never last?'

"You should be sniffed, and often, by someone who knows how."

'We have a beautiful relationship. Why spoil it with a hug?'

"Call me?"

"Oh, Jeff, you swore this wasn't a podcast."

Stand-up Romcom

"First date hairball... awkward."

Romeo & Juliet & Ron

"Right here's fine."

"I'm just a girl, standing in front of a buoy..."

'Hang on a minute: You're not going to transform into a Prince and leave me heartbroken, are you?!'

Cavemen Romantic Gesture

Adam and Eve: Reconcilable Differences

"I've been out of the dating scene a long time. Is kissing still a thing?"

Dog in love

Funnel of Love

Why Cupid is not allowed to drink alcohol anymore...

"Ugh, we get it - you're in love."

"So you kiss me and I turn into a prince? No thanks, sweetie, I'm gay. I'm already a queen."

"You keep fumblin' with that bra, Cowboy, and you're never gettin' to second base."

Harv's general clumsiness with prepositions comes back to haunt him.

'I think it's damn unprofessional for a dermatologist to scream 'Yikes' like that.'

'And after I'm through, our staff attorney will drop by to assist you with all the pre-nuptial agreement documents!'

Lovers' leap with chaperone observation point.

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Love knows no boundaries.

"Thanks for calling it skinnydipping."

'Lost that loving feeling. If found, call 555-1234.'

"Oh I have plenty of sex appeal. It's all here in my bank baalance."

"That whole, 'fast than a speeding bullet' think suddenly makes sense!"