Romantic Comedy Enthusiasts Pillows

"I'd like to swap him for an Italian, please."

"Are you going to embarrass me AGAIN?"

'Ok, no more cat and mouse games - now kiss me you fool.'

'NOW tell me you love me!'

A Duck hunter has accidentally shot dead Cupid from the sky

'I find strong hard ferrous types very attractive!'

"There's a girl at work and I was thinking of asking her out, but she has a boyfriend."

"Cheers! Well, this is exciting. I've never had a dinner date with a duck before." "Relax, honey. I'm just here for the bread."

Stan Mack's Real Life Funnies: The Science of Love

"You should be sniffed, and often, by someone who knows how."

'Oh, Arthur...You sweet, blind, mad, dear, silly fool....Don't you see it could never last?'

'We have a beautiful relationship. Why spoil it with a hug?'

"First date hairball... awkward."

"Right here's fine."

'Hang on a minute: You're not going to transform into a Prince and leave me heartbroken, are you?!'

Romeo & Juliet & Ron

Cavemen Romantic Gesture

"Ugh, we get it - you're in love."

Adam and Eve: Reconcilable Differences

Why Cupid is not allowed to drink alcohol anymore...

'I wouldn't kick her out of bed.'

"You keep fumblin' with that bra, Cowboy, and you're never gettin' to second base."

'I think it's damn unprofessional for a dermatologist to scream 'Yikes' like that.'

Lovers' leap with chaperone observation point.

Up-to-date Career-Specific Romance Novels

"That whole, 'fast than a speeding bullet' think suddenly makes sense!"

Say it with flowers: It!

'Lost that loving feeling. If found, call 555-1234.'

"What's a nice girl like you doing in a bubble like this?"

Toothbrush Romance

Love knows no boundaries.

"You knew I was hooked when you married me!"

'Hey, that one looks just like a visible mass of condensed water vapour floating in the atmosphere.'

Why you shouldn't date an anesthesiologist.

" A lot of it is just legal mumbo-jumbo."