Romantic Comedy Buffs Pillows

"Hello. This is Sleeping Beauty in Room 306. I'd like to book an early morning wake up kiss please."

"Cheers! Well, this is exciting. I've never had a dinner date with a duck before." "Relax, honey. I'm just here for the bread."

"Talk nerdy to me."

Stan Mack's Real Life Funnies: The Science of Love

"Stepping on the gown never works. They run faster without it."

"You should be sniffed, and often, by someone who knows how."

'Oh, Arthur...You sweet, blind, mad, dear, silly fool....Don't you see it could never last?'

"Remember that time you tried to kill me?"

'We have a beautiful relationship. Why spoil it with a hug?'

'This should be perfect. The main characters fall in love during a series of explosions.'

'Okay.. what the hell.'

"Call me?"

"First date hairball... awkward."

'Hang on a minute: You're not going to transform into a Prince and leave me heartbroken, are you?!'

"Did you bring any protection with you?"

Cavemen Romantic Gesture

"I'm just a girl, standing in front of a buoy..."

"Right here's fine."

"When I ask questions, I expect answers!"

Romeo & Juliet & Ron

'Apparently the stag party has gone into extra time.'

Love is in the air...

'That reminds me of the blind date I had last weekend!'

Adam and Eve: Reconcilable Differences

"So you kiss me and I turn into a prince? No thanks, sweetie, I'm gay. I'm already a queen."

Dog in love

"I've been out of the dating scene a long time. Is kissing still a thing?"

Pole vaulter jumping Lover's Leap.

'Big date tonight, but I've just shed an antler: Do you have superglue?'

"Ugh, we get it - you're in love."

Why Cupid is not allowed to drink alcohol anymore...

"You keep fumblin' with that bra, Cowboy, and you're never gettin' to second base."

Harv's general clumsiness with prepositions comes back to haunt him.

'I think it's damn unprofessional for a dermatologist to scream 'Yikes' like that.'

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