Romantic Comedy Buffs Pillows

"Hello. This is Sleeping Beauty in Room 306. I'd like to book an early morning wake up kiss please."

"Cheers! Well, this is exciting. I've never had a dinner date with a duck before." "Relax, honey. I'm just here for the bread."

"Talk nerdy to me."

Stan Mack's Real Life Funnies: The Science of Love

"Stepping on the gown never works. They run faster without it."

"You should be sniffed, and often, by someone who knows how."

'Oh, Arthur...You sweet, blind, mad, dear, silly fool....Don't you see it could never last?'

"Remember that time you tried to kill me?"

'We have a beautiful relationship. Why spoil it with a hug?'

'This should be perfect. The main characters fall in love during a series of explosions.'

"Call me?"

'Okay.. what the hell.'

"First date hairball... awkward."

"When I ask questions, I expect answers!"

'Hang on a minute: You're not going to transform into a Prince and leave me heartbroken, are you?!'

Cavemen Romantic Gesture

"Right here's fine."

"I said I'd give you the world, didn't I?"

"I'm just a girl, standing in front of a buoy..."

"Did you bring any protection with you?"

'Apparently the stag party has gone into extra time.'

Romeo & Juliet & Ron

Love is in the air...

'That reminds me of the blind date I had last weekend!'

"You keep fumblin' with that bra, Cowboy, and you're never gettin' to second base."

"Ugh, we get it - you're in love."

'Big date tonight, but I've just shed an antler: Do you have superglue?'

Adam and Eve: Reconcilable Differences

"I've been out of the dating scene a long time. Is kissing still a thing?"

Dog in love

Pole vaulter jumping Lover's Leap.

"So you kiss me and I turn into a prince? No thanks, sweetie, I'm gay. I'm already a queen."

Why Cupid is not allowed to drink alcohol anymore...

Harv's general clumsiness with prepositions comes back to haunt him.

'I think it's damn unprofessional for a dermatologist to scream 'Yikes' like that.'