Romantic Comedy Buff Pillows

"Don't panic, she'll be back. We lock the washroom windows from the outside."

"And, finally, do you, Don, or do you, Allison, have a problem with any of this?"

"At first, Dwayne's gymnastic prowess had mesmerized Sarah, but now she longed for more..."

I am married

"Listen up, everyone...I've made a new hire. I hope you don't mind training her."

"I like you...It's just you're not my blood type."

"Cheers! Well, this is exciting. I've never had a dinner date with a duck before." "Relax, honey. I'm just here for the bread."

"Stepping on the gown never works. They run faster without it."

Stan Mack's Real Life Funnies: The Science of Love

"Remember that time you tried to kill me?"

"You should be sniffed, and often, by someone who knows how."

'Oh, Arthur...You sweet, blind, mad, dear, silly fool....Don't you see it could never last?'

Backfire

'We have a beautiful relationship. Why spoil it with a hug?'

'This should be perfect. The main characters fall in love during a series of explosions.'

"Call me?"

'Okay.. what the hell.'

"First date hairball... awkward."

For speedy operation and ease of control get a pony.

"Bloody hell!"

"We don't call them 'horns' anymore. They're interactive audio crash deterrent stimulators."

'Hang on a minute: You're not going to transform into a Prince and leave me heartbroken, are you?!'

'Well, now we know why Dracula's been getting all the girls lately.'

"When I ask questions, I expect answers!"

"Did you bring any protection with you?"

Cavemen Romantic Gesture

'Apparently the stag party has gone into extra time.'

"I'm just a girl, standing in front of a buoy..."

"Right here's fine."

A bear is sat on an armchair with old man slippers.

"Is there a vegan option?"

Love is in the air...

'That reminds me of the blind date I had last weekend!'

'That was close...hit me right in the wallet.'

A man walks his dog wearing a cone.