Romantic Comedy Lover Pillows

"'Marry me,' said the prince. 'Oh, yes,' said the princess. All through the kingdom the people rejoiced. Stocks rallied. It would be good for the economy."

"A fear of heights, eh? Fear of commitment more like it!"

"There's a twenty in it for you if you just keep moving."

In it for the long haul.

'Romeo and Julient 1990's, hi,Dean...yo,Sharon'

'Morning after pillock.'

Just married.

"You call that a kiss?"

'I promise to love you in thirty six equal monthly installments.'

'Sorry Gav, it takes more than a wet shirt to look like Mr Darcy.'

'Are you proposing, or has your back gone again.'

'You know you're the only woman in the world for me, Barbara, except for my wife of course.'

Page boy blowing his nose on the Brides Train Veil.

Why the chicken crossed the road...online dating.

'Sorry, Gav, but it takes more than a wet shirt to look like mr Darcy.'

'Sorry, dear. After three hours into the trip, it suddenly occurred to me that I forgot you. I'll come back to pick you up.'

Viking warrior has admirer.

'What's a knee like yours doing in a joint like this?'

"You liked it in 'The Piano.' "

'I'm dating the hot one.'

"And that won't wake me either."

'Look, either tell me your name or the marriage is off.'

'Regret that we had Siamese Attachment Surgery? Never!'

Next time you send a Valentine message over the office intranet remember not to press 'send all'.

'Your next court date is two weeks from today. Pick me up at eight.'

"I like him but Joe would prefour our relationship to remain a stalker/stalkee one for the time being."

'I now pronounce you man and wife. You may kiss your freedom goodbye.'

"I'm leaving you,Jerry-I need more from a man than just scintillating conversation."

"I do want to talk about you feelings but first let's talk about cheese."

Medieval suitor climbs on vine that turns out to be poison ivy.

'Does this mean we're through?'

It's rainin' men. Cross woman with umbrella

"No, it wasn't love at first sight. I'm dating the invisible man."

'This should be perfect. The main characters fall in love during a series of explosions.'

"Oh my god..." "We almost touched hands!"