Romantic Comedy Lover Pillows

"'Marry me,' said the prince. 'Oh, yes,' said the princess. All through the kingdom the people rejoiced. Stocks rallied. It would be good for the economy."

"There's a twenty in it for you if you just keep moving."

"A fear of heights, eh? Fear of commitment more like it!"

'Morning after pillock.'

In it for the long haul.

'Romeo and Julient 1990's, hi,Dean...yo,Sharon'

'Sorry Gav, it takes more than a wet shirt to look like Mr Darcy.'

Just married.

"You call that a kiss?"

'I promise to love you in thirty six equal monthly installments.'

'Are you proposing, or has your back gone again.'

'You know you're the only woman in the world for me, Barbara, except for my wife of course.'

"You liked it in 'The Piano.' "

'Regret that we had Siamese Attachment Surgery? Never!'

'Sorry, Gav, but it takes more than a wet shirt to look like mr Darcy.'

'I'm dating the hot one.'

'Your next court date is two weeks from today. Pick me up at eight.'

Next time you send a Valentine message over the office intranet remember not to press 'send all'.

Page boy blowing his nose on the Brides Train Veil.

'What's a knee like yours doing in a joint like this?'

'I now pronounce you man and wife. You may kiss your freedom goodbye.'

Viking warrior has admirer.

"I like him but Joe would prefour our relationship to remain a stalker/stalkee one for the time being."

'Look, either tell me your name or the marriage is off.'

'Sorry, dear. After three hours into the trip, it suddenly occurred to me that I forgot you. I'll come back to pick you up.'

"She didn't know what she was saying, Mr Kalish. Please believe me."

"He thinks we're going to see a football match."

"I said more sex, Barry, more SEX!"

"I'm leaving you,Jerry-I need more from a man than just scintillating conversation."

"Oh my god..." "We almost touched hands!"

Caveman parents wave to their daughter as she is clubbed and dragged off by a caveman - 'Oh it's so romantic... her first date!'

'Aww how sweet, you've arranged your dirty underwear on the floor to spell out 'I love you'.'

"I do want to talk about you feelings but first let's talk about cheese."

'This should be perfect. The main characters fall in love during a series of explosions.'

'It's just that, when the dating agency described you as 'the outdoors type'... '