Romantic Comedies Lover Pillows

'How can I ever forget our wedding day when I got a hernia carrying you over the threshold!'

"It won't last – they can't afford each other."

"Cheers! Well, this is exciting. I've never had a dinner date with a duck before." "Relax, honey. I'm just here for the bread."

"Talk nerdy to me."

"Stepping on the gown never works. They run faster without it."

"You should be sniffed, and often, by someone who knows how."

"Remember that time you tried to kill me?"

'Oh, Arthur...You sweet, blind, mad, dear, silly fool....Don't you see it could never last?'

'This should be perfect. The main characters fall in love during a series of explosions.'

'We have a beautiful relationship. Why spoil it with a hug?'

"First date hairball... awkward."

"Call me?"

"Oh, Jeff, you swore this wasn't a podcast."

'Okay.. what the hell.'

Stand-up Romcom

"Right here's fine."

'Hang on a minute: You're not going to transform into a Prince and leave me heartbroken, are you?!'

Cavemen Romantic Gesture

"Did you bring any protection with you?"

"I'm just a girl, standing in front of a buoy..."

"When I ask questions, I expect answers!"

Romeo & Juliet & Ron

'Apparently the stag party has gone into extra time.'

Love is in the air...

'That reminds me of the blind date I had last weekend!'

"I've been out of the dating scene a long time. Is kissing still a thing?"

Dog in love

"So you kiss me and I turn into a prince? No thanks, sweetie, I'm gay. I'm already a queen."

Adam and Eve: Reconcilable Differences

'Big date tonight, but I've just shed an antler: Do you have superglue?'

"Ugh, we get it - you're in love."

Funnel of Love

Pole vaulter jumping Lover's Leap.

Why Cupid is not allowed to drink alcohol anymore...

"You keep fumblin' with that bra, Cowboy, and you're never gettin' to second base."