Romantic Comedies Fan Pillows

'I don't think that it's going to work out between us,'

"Cheers! Well, this is exciting. I've never had a dinner date with a duck before." "Relax, honey. I'm just here for the bread."

'Oh, Arthur...You sweet, blind, mad, dear, silly fool....Don't you see it could never last?'

"You should be sniffed, and often, by someone who knows how."

"Oh, God, no, please, no, God, no..."

'We have a beautiful relationship. Why spoil it with a hug?'

Stand-up Romcom

"First date hairball... awkward."

Cavemen Romantic Gesture

"I'm just a girl, standing in front of a buoy..."

"Right here's fine."

Romeo & Juliet & Ron

'Hang on a minute: You're not going to transform into a Prince and leave me heartbroken, are you?!'

"You don't know me well enough to not care how I look."

Adam and Eve: Reconcilable Differences

Funnel of Love

"You keep fumblin' with that bra, Cowboy, and you're never gettin' to second base."

"Ugh, we get it - you're in love."

Why Cupid is not allowed to drink alcohol anymore...

'I think it's damn unprofessional for a dermatologist to scream 'Yikes' like that.'

Up-to-date Career-Specific Romance Novels

Lovers' leap with chaperone observation point.

'And after I'm through, our staff attorney will drop by to assist you with all the pre-nuptial agreement documents!'

"That whole, 'fast than a speeding bullet' think suddenly makes sense!"

Say it with flowers: It!

'Hey, that one looks just like a visible mass of condensed water vapour floating in the atmosphere.'

'I want to finish with him, but I'll have to wait until he's made the final payment on my engagement ring.'

Love knows no boundaries.

'Lost that loving feeling. If found, call 555-1234.'

Their relationship was doomed to fail. She was frigid, and his arms were too short to rub one out.

" A lot of it is just legal mumbo-jumbo."

Why you shouldn't date an anesthesiologist.

'If you must know, yes, I do sometimes fake purring.'

'With this ring I thee dropped it -'