Romantic Comedies Fan Gifts

'I don't think that it's going to work out between us,'

"Cheers! Well, this is exciting. I've never had a dinner date with a duck before." "Relax, honey. I'm just here for the bread."

"You should be sniffed, and often, by someone who knows how."

"Oh, God, no, please, no, God, no..."

'Oh, Arthur...You sweet, blind, mad, dear, silly fool....Don't you see it could never last?'

'We have a beautiful relationship. Why spoil it with a hug?'

Stand-up Romcom

"First date hairball... awkward."

"I'm just a girl, standing in front of a buoy..."

"Right here's fine."

'Hang on a minute: You're not going to transform into a Prince and leave me heartbroken, are you?!'

Cavemen Romantic Gesture

"I said I'd give you the world, didn't I?"

Romeo & Juliet & Ron

"You don't know me well enough to not care how I look."

"You keep fumblin' with that bra, Cowboy, and you're never gettin' to second base."

Adam and Eve: Reconcilable Differences

"Ugh, we get it - you're in love."

Funnel of Love

Why Cupid is not allowed to drink alcohol anymore...

'I think it's damn unprofessional for a dermatologist to scream 'Yikes' like that.'

Lovers' leap with chaperone observation point.

Up-to-date Career-Specific Romance Novels

'And after I'm through, our staff attorney will drop by to assist you with all the pre-nuptial agreement documents!'

'I want to finish with him, but I'll have to wait until he's made the final payment on my engagement ring.'

"That whole, 'fast than a speeding bullet' think suddenly makes sense!"

I think you'll find that I'm easily encouraged. For instance, the fact that the two exclamation points above your head are tempered by one question mark gives me great hope. !?!

'Hey, that one looks just like a visible mass of condensed water vapour floating in the atmosphere.'

Their relationship was doomed to fail. She was frigid, and his arms were too short to rub one out.

Love knows no boundaries.

'Lost that loving feeling. If found, call 555-1234.'

Say it with flowers: It!

" A lot of it is just legal mumbo-jumbo."

Why you shouldn't date an anesthesiologist.

'If you must know, yes, I do sometimes fake purring.'