Romantic Comedy Fan Gifts

"I've never said this to anyone before, David, but you've got some pigeon droppings or something in your hair."

'When you asked if I'd 'like a little company' I didn't expect you to start trying to sell me your dry-cleaning business!'

"Your best man hasn't shown up either. Probably just a coincidence."

' Then he had the nerve to say he likes plump women!'

'This next one is about a man, a woman, a really, really, big-screen TV, and a mountain of credit card debt.'

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Cupid's eye test.

"And I thought she didn't know I existed!"

'Say Rex, isn't it time for your worming tablets?'

Cupids with plunger

Fear of commitment.

Rodin's 'The Thinker' imagines himself as Rodin's 'The Kiss'.

"Please stop looking at me like now I'm gonna propose."

'Oh lovely, a Valentine Card: I wonder who it is from?'

Woman shopping for greeting cards in the "Valentine's Day" section sees a category labeled "Inappropriate Relationships".

Darcy's feelings for Elizabeth increase.

A Wedding Day Promise.

'Don't look now, but there's my former flame.'

"Yes, I do need an answer right now."

'Frankly my deer, I don't give a dam.'

'Let's face it George, we'll never see eye to eye.'

They were made for each other. She was easy to look at; he had a lazy eye.

'This theatre plays a lot of chick flicks.'

Why you shouldn't date an anesthesiologist.

'Who ordered the steak with garlic sauce...?'

"You might as well go back to sleep for a few years."

Giraffes sneaking a kiss behind bosses back

"Say those three little words you think I need to hear."

Tom prepares for his hot date.

'Sorry, but I never kiss on a last date.'

'The dish of the day madam? He's sitting by the window. He's 32, single, and runs a very successful art gallery.'

'Hey, baby, does this turn you on?'

After hundreds of miles, Lassie was almost home; then...

'It's nothing personal. I've just broken up with an owl and i'm not ready for another inter-species relationship yet.'

Falling asleep in the cinema.