Romantic Comedy Enthusiast Gifts

'I'm looking for a man who enjoys long walks on the beach... so he has something to do while I'm shopping.'

"Darling, all the warmth has gone out of our relationship..."

"We were made for each other"

Netflix and chill?

Suitcase of money - "Well, put like that of course you can marry my daughter."

'No one moves me quite the way you move me Kevin.'

'I think it's damn unprofessional for a dermatologist to scream 'Yikes' like that.'

"Will you stop being a tool."

" A lot of it is just legal mumbo-jumbo."

"I never said 'I love you'. I said 'I love ya'. Big difference!"

'Yes, it was romantic of you to carry me over the threshold. But, couldn't you have made sure that the drawbridge was down first?!'

'He's not here. If you're lost without him, you can always stay and see if he tries to find you.'

'Are you telling me this actually works?'

From "The Letters Of Jeffrey Flanders and Tip-Top Utility"

"My relationship attachment style is Velcro."

'If you weren't afraid to commit, you'd CARVE it, not use a pencil.'

'Sorry, I thought candles would be romantic.'

Pirate and maiden

'Well you asked if she had a sister...!'

"Man, I hate it when she sneaks up on me like that."

'The only reason you married me is because my father left me a fortune!'

'You remembered it's Valentine's Day!'

'When we first got married, Warren was crazy about me -- now he's just crazy.'

'That's all very well. But you're supposed to celebrate our anniversary with me!'

'I think he's in too much pain to answer!'

Princess Drops Handkerchief

'How do you know when you're in love?...Go ask your Mother?'

A man with cymbals waits for a couple to finish their lovemaking.

"If you feel the hear pounding rush of first love, all your doctor."

"The left rear has nice eyes."

"Suddenly, you've gone all kind around the eyes."

"You're just troubled enough, Herbet. I like that in a man."

"I love you, ya big galoot."

"You should be sniffed, and often, by someone who knows how."

"I have nothing on my radar, Claudia, but you and a bunch of bugs."