Romantic Comedy Enthusiast Prints

'I'm looking for a man who enjoys long walks on the beach... so he has something to do while I'm shopping.'

"Darling, all the warmth has gone out of our relationship..."

'But you have your own drawer - what greater display of commitment could you want?'

"We were made for each other"

'I think it's damn unprofessional for a dermatologist to scream 'Yikes' like that.'

Suitcase of money - "Well, put like that of course you can marry my daughter."

Netflix and chill?

'No one moves me quite the way you move me Kevin.'

"'Tall, slim, Brad Pitt Look-a-like' meets 'Slender, caring, Jordan look a like'."

" A lot of it is just legal mumbo-jumbo."

"I never said 'I love you'. I said 'I love ya'. Big difference!"

'Yes, it was romantic of you to carry me over the threshold. But, couldn't you have made sure that the drawbridge was down first?!'

'He's not here. If you're lost without him, you can always stay and see if he tries to find you.'

'Are you telling me this actually works?'

"Will you stop being a tool."

'The only reason you married me is because my father left me a fortune!'

Pirate and maiden

'Sorry, I thought candles would be romantic.'

'If you weren't afraid to commit, you'd CARVE it, not use a pencil.'

'When we first got married, Warren was crazy about me -- now he's just crazy.'

Princess Drops Handkerchief

'You remembered it's Valentine's Day!'

'How do you know when you're in love?...Go ask your Mother?'

"My relationship attachment style is Velcro."

"Man, I hate it when she sneaks up on me like that."

'That's all very well. But you're supposed to celebrate our anniversary with me!'

'Well you asked if she had a sister...!'

'I think he's in too much pain to answer!'

From "The Letters Of Jeffrey Flanders and Tip-Top Utility"

"Darling, am I your first?"

You make me want to be a better man, Darla. It would be a lot less work if you wanted to make yourself a worse woman, though.

Lance, why don

This action stuff is okay, but what about some romance?

"What can I say, kid? I never thought you'd make it out of horror movies!"

"I have nothing on my radar, Claudia, but you and a bunch of bugs."