Romantic Comedy Enthusiasts Gifts

"I'd like to swap him for an Italian, please."

"Are you going to embarrass me AGAIN?"

'Ok, no more cat and mouse games - now kiss me you fool.'

'NOW tell me you love me!'

A Duck hunter has accidentally shot dead Cupid from the sky

'I find strong hard ferrous types very attractive!'

"There's a girl at work and I was thinking of asking her out, but she has a boyfriend."

"Cheers! Well, this is exciting. I've never had a dinner date with a duck before." "Relax, honey. I'm just here for the bread."

Stan Mack's Real Life Funnies: The Science of Love

"You should be sniffed, and often, by someone who knows how."

'Oh, Arthur...You sweet, blind, mad, dear, silly fool....Don't you see it could never last?'

'We have a beautiful relationship. Why spoil it with a hug?'

"First date hairball... awkward."

"I said I'd give you the world, didn't I?"

Cavemen Romantic Gesture

Romeo & Juliet & Ron

'Hang on a minute: You're not going to transform into a Prince and leave me heartbroken, are you?!'

"Right here's fine."

"Ugh, we get it - you're in love."

"You keep fumblin' with that bra, Cowboy, and you're never gettin' to second base."

Adam and Eve: Reconcilable Differences

'I wouldn't kick her out of bed.'

Why Cupid is not allowed to drink alcohol anymore...

'I think it's damn unprofessional for a dermatologist to scream 'Yikes' like that.'

Up-to-date Career-Specific Romance Novels

Lovers' leap with chaperone observation point.

Toothbrush Romance

Say it with flowers: It!

'Lost that loving feeling. If found, call 555-1234.'

"What's a nice girl like you doing in a bubble like this?"

"That whole, 'fast than a speeding bullet' think suddenly makes sense!"

'Hey, that one looks just like a visible mass of condensed water vapour floating in the atmosphere.'

"You knew I was hooked when you married me!"

I think you'll find that I'm easily encouraged. For instance, the fact that the two exclamation points above your head are tempered by one question mark gives me great hope. !?!

Love knows no boundaries.