Romantic Comedy Lovers Gifts

"We had a summer thing."

We can still be friends cafe.

I'm so sick of being single... She's coming on to me!

'You said you were taking me out for Italian!'

"I never go to bed with a man on the first date...so we'll have to make do with the sofa!"

'I fu*@!Ng hate you!!!'

'One kiss will turn me into a prince. But you won't like the stretch marks.'

I didn't mind the gorilla costume, but this fantasies are getting out of hand now.

'Only if Mom goes along to do cooking and cleaning.'

'This is so sudden! I'm not even a princess.'

"No darling, there's nothing magical in the air, I just farted"

"But Narcissus, you're not allowed to choose yourself."

'I misunderstood, I thought I was coming on a blind date, not a bland date.'

"Wow, that dress doesn't leave anything to the imagination. Unfortunately."

"I like the way this one ends. She shoots him."

"Well it's nice that they came to an amicable solution."

Tongue in the ear...

"We're not the type of ghosts he's afraid of. It's ghosting from the person he met on that dating site that he's afraid of."

'Haven't you heard of crimes against humanity?'

"C'mon, kiss me. I'm Irish."

"No, Phil, I'm not grateful that we finally have some time alone."

"You might want to get that fly off your face."

I like the cut of your jib. Okay, full disclosure time: I have a pretty sick jib fetish. ? ?

A couple sitting beside the fireplace

Girl runnininto penniless young man because she has a round hat over her eyes

"Let's touch base again at three."

"Is that all this is to you is Wham! Bam! Thank you Ma'am?"

'That's why I can't remember you!I slept with you last night!'

"What do you mean you 'never want to see me again?'"

'Mind if we turn this off? I freckle easily.'

'We've been here for years -- We were thrown off 'Love Boat' for fighting.'

"Mother's dying to met you."

'I would invite you in, but...'

'I like you and all...I'm just not sure we're right for each other.'

"You look even better in person than you did on the dressing-room surveillance camera."