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"Sorry, Paul. It's just not the same since we took our masks off."

"I don't know anything about the Stockholm syndrome. I just think he's cute."

'Oh, hello Julie. I'm a bit busy at the moment. Can I call you back in forty five seconds?'

Not tonight I'm washing my hair.

'What's the matter? Last night you thought getting engaged with my grandmother's wedding ring was a romantic idea.'

'If you must know, yes, I do sometimes fake purring.'

'I'm not the sort of guy who would kiss and tell.'

'You're always complaining about not being taken out.'

'The full moon is so romantic, isn't it?'

'I'm surprised to see you here. You appear to have a storybook marriage.'

'Look, you're very sweet and I am flattered, but you're a fish, I'm a mammal: It wouldn't work out...'

How about giving me your phone number. It's in the phone book. But I don't know your name... It's in the phone book.

'Don't you just love them when they do that?'

Adam and Eve: Reconcilable Differences

'I see you've been calling a lot for that pretty night nurse again!'

Hilary's Slow Boat to china Routine.

'Brenda Hobbs thanking you for the birthday card you send me. Yes, it was the only card I got this year.'

'You said you didn't believe in Santa Claus!'

'He told me he's been saving up for 75 years and I thought he meant his money.'

"Sorry John. I'm between placebos right now."

"I'll take your gag off. If you promise not to bite."

"Hey, it worked for me. Just tell her you're a prince."

"Slimey, what a lovely name."

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"My name is Anne. You must ask a lot of questions, because you just said, 'Alexa, will you marry me?'"

The princess is busy but the cook would like to see you!

"Well, that's enough about me, what shall we talk about now?"

"Now, Mr. Gerber, when I tell you something, I want you to promise you won't fly off the handle."

"Ah, Miss Bergdall, your headache seems much better!"

"At this point, I think a rich lightweight would be fine."

"You've got to stop coming here, Ben—the neighbors are starting to bark."

"Juliet, I enlarged my penis, fancy to see?"

"I've really hit rock bottom."