Romantic Comedies Enthusiast Gifts

Cavemen Romantic Gesture

"Cheers! Well, this is exciting. I've never had a dinner date with a duck before." "Relax, honey. I'm just here for the bread."

"Talk nerdy to me."

"Stepping on the gown never works. They run faster without it."

"Remember that time you tried to kill me?"

'Oh, Arthur...You sweet, blind, mad, dear, silly fool....Don't you see it could never last?'

"You should be sniffed, and often, by someone who knows how."

'We have a beautiful relationship. Why spoil it with a hug?'

'This should be perfect. The main characters fall in love during a series of explosions.'

"First date hairball... awkward."

Stand-up Romcom

'Okay.. what the hell.'

"Call me?"

'Hang on a minute: You're not going to transform into a Prince and leave me heartbroken, are you?!'

"Right here's fine."

"I said I'd give you the world, didn't I?"

'Apparently the stag party has gone into extra time.'

Romeo & Juliet & Ron

"Did you bring any protection with you?"

"I'm just a girl, standing in front of a buoy..."

"When I ask questions, I expect answers!"

Love is in the air...

'That reminds me of the blind date I had last weekend!'

Dog in love

"Ugh, we get it - you're in love."

'Big date tonight, but I've just shed an antler: Do you have superglue?'

"So you kiss me and I turn into a prince? No thanks, sweetie, I'm gay. I'm already a queen."

Pole vaulter jumping Lover's Leap.

Why Cupid is not allowed to drink alcohol anymore...

"You keep fumblin' with that bra, Cowboy, and you're never gettin' to second base."

"I've been out of the dating scene a long time. Is kissing still a thing?"

Adam and Eve: Reconcilable Differences

Funnel of Love

'I wouldn't kick her out of bed.'

Harv's general clumsiness with prepositions comes back to haunt him.