Fans Of Romantic Comedies Gifts

"I wrote you a poem about how much I want to sh*g you!"

"Cheers! Well, this is exciting. I've never had a dinner date with a duck before." "Relax, honey. I'm just here for the bread."

"Talk nerdy to me."

Stan Mack's Real Life Funnies: The Science of Love

'Oh, Arthur...You sweet, blind, mad, dear, silly fool....Don't you see it could never last?'

"You should be sniffed, and often, by someone who knows how."

'We have a beautiful relationship. Why spoil it with a hug?'

"Call me?"

"Oh, Jeff, you swore this wasn't a podcast."

Stand-up Romcom

"First date hairball... awkward."

Romeo & Juliet & Ron

"Right here's fine."

"I'm just a girl, standing in front of a buoy..."

'Hang on a minute: You're not going to transform into a Prince and leave me heartbroken, are you?!'

Cavemen Romantic Gesture

Adam and Eve: Reconcilable Differences

"I've been out of the dating scene a long time. Is kissing still a thing?"

Dog in love

Funnel of Love

Why Cupid is not allowed to drink alcohol anymore...

"Ugh, we get it - you're in love."

"So you kiss me and I turn into a prince? No thanks, sweetie, I'm gay. I'm already a queen."

"You keep fumblin' with that bra, Cowboy, and you're never gettin' to second base."

Harv's general clumsiness with prepositions comes back to haunt him.

'I think it's damn unprofessional for a dermatologist to scream 'Yikes' like that.'

'And after I'm through, our staff attorney will drop by to assist you with all the pre-nuptial agreement documents!'

Lovers' leap with chaperone observation point.

Up-to-date Career-Specific Romance Novels

Love knows no boundaries.

"Thanks for calling it skinnydipping."

'Lost that loving feeling. If found, call 555-1234.'

"Oh I have plenty of sex appeal. It's all here in my bank baalance."

"That whole, 'fast than a speeding bullet' think suddenly makes sense!"