Lover Of Romantic Comedies Gifts

"It's over."

Jilted bride.

"Cheers! Well, this is exciting. I've never had a dinner date with a duck before." "Relax, honey. I'm just here for the bread."

"Talk nerdy to me."

"Stepping on the gown never works. They run faster without it."

"Remember that time you tried to kill me?"

'Oh, Arthur...You sweet, blind, mad, dear, silly fool....Don't you see it could never last?'

"You should be sniffed, and often, by someone who knows how."

'We have a beautiful relationship. Why spoil it with a hug?'

'This should be perfect. The main characters fall in love during a series of explosions.'

"First date hairball... awkward."

"Call me?"

"Oh, Jeff, you swore this wasn't a podcast."

'Okay.. what the hell.'

Stand-up Romcom

Cavemen Romantic Gesture

"Did you bring any protection with you?"

"Right here's fine."

"When I ask questions, I expect answers!"

Romeo & Juliet & Ron

'Hang on a minute: You're not going to transform into a Prince and leave me heartbroken, are you?!'

"I said I'd give you the world, didn't I?"

"I'm just a girl, standing in front of a buoy..."

'Apparently the stag party has gone into extra time.'

'That reminds me of the blind date I had last weekend!'

Love is in the air...

Dog in love

"So you kiss me and I turn into a prince? No thanks, sweetie, I'm gay. I'm already a queen."

"I've been out of the dating scene a long time. Is kissing still a thing?"

Why Cupid is not allowed to drink alcohol anymore...

"Ugh, we get it - you're in love."

Funnel of Love

'Big date tonight, but I've just shed an antler: Do you have superglue?'

Adam and Eve: Reconcilable Differences

"You keep fumblin' with that bra, Cowboy, and you're never gettin' to second base."