Fans Of Romantic Comedies Mugs

"I wrote you a poem about how much I want to sh*g you!"

"Cheers! Well, this is exciting. I've never had a dinner date with a duck before." "Relax, honey. I'm just here for the bread."

"Talk nerdy to me."

Stan Mack's Real Life Funnies: The Science of Love

"You should be sniffed, and often, by someone who knows how."

'Oh, Arthur...You sweet, blind, mad, dear, silly fool....Don't you see it could never last?'

'We have a beautiful relationship. Why spoil it with a hug?'

Stand-up Romcom

"First date hairball... awkward."

"Oh, Jeff, you swore this wasn't a podcast."

"Call me?"

Cavemen Romantic Gesture

"Right here's fine."

'Hang on a minute: You're not going to transform into a Prince and leave me heartbroken, are you?!'

"I'm just a girl, standing in front of a buoy..."

"I said I'd give you the world, didn't I?"

Romeo & Juliet & Ron

"So you kiss me and I turn into a prince? No thanks, sweetie, I'm gay. I'm already a queen."

"You keep fumblin' with that bra, Cowboy, and you're never gettin' to second base."

Dog in love

Adam and Eve: Reconcilable Differences

Funnel of Love

Why Cupid is not allowed to drink alcohol anymore...

"I've been out of the dating scene a long time. Is kissing still a thing?"

"Ugh, we get it - you're in love."

Harv's general clumsiness with prepositions comes back to haunt him.

'I think it's damn unprofessional for a dermatologist to scream 'Yikes' like that.'

Lovers' leap with chaperone observation point.

'And after I'm through, our staff attorney will drop by to assist you with all the pre-nuptial agreement documents!'

Up-to-date Career-Specific Romance Novels

"That whole, 'fast than a speeding bullet' think suddenly makes sense!"

Love knows no boundaries.

I think you'll find that I'm easily encouraged. For instance, the fact that the two exclamation points above your head are tempered by one question mark gives me great hope. !?!

'Lost that loving feeling. If found, call 555-1234.'

'Hey, that one looks just like a visible mass of condensed water vapour floating in the atmosphere.'