Romantic Comedies Enthusiast Pillows

Cavemen Romantic Gesture

"Cheers! Well, this is exciting. I've never had a dinner date with a duck before." "Relax, honey. I'm just here for the bread."

"Talk nerdy to me."

"Stepping on the gown never works. They run faster without it."

"Remember that time you tried to kill me?"

'Oh, Arthur...You sweet, blind, mad, dear, silly fool....Don't you see it could never last?'

"You should be sniffed, and often, by someone who knows how."

'We have a beautiful relationship. Why spoil it with a hug?'

'This should be perfect. The main characters fall in love during a series of explosions.'

Stand-up Romcom

'Okay.. what the hell.'

"Call me?"

"First date hairball... awkward."

"I'm just a girl, standing in front of a buoy..."

Romeo & Juliet & Ron

"When I ask questions, I expect answers!"

"Right here's fine."

'Hang on a minute: You're not going to transform into a Prince and leave me heartbroken, are you?!'

"Did you bring any protection with you?"

'Apparently the stag party has gone into extra time.'

'That reminds me of the blind date I had last weekend!'

Love is in the air...

Funnel of Love

'Big date tonight, but I've just shed an antler: Do you have superglue?'

"You keep fumblin' with that bra, Cowboy, and you're never gettin' to second base."

"I've been out of the dating scene a long time. Is kissing still a thing?"

Why Cupid is not allowed to drink alcohol anymore...

Pole vaulter jumping Lover's Leap.

'I wouldn't kick her out of bed.'

"Ugh, we get it - you're in love."

Dog in love

"So you kiss me and I turn into a prince? No thanks, sweetie, I'm gay. I'm already a queen."

Adam and Eve: Reconcilable Differences

Harv's general clumsiness with prepositions comes back to haunt him.

'I think it's damn unprofessional for a dermatologist to scream 'Yikes' like that.'