Romantic Comedy Aficionados Pillows

"I'm hooking up with this guy who makes the funniest typos."

Of course I'll marry you, Brian! Daddy will be surprised - he doesn't think your intentions are honourable.'

"Cheers! Well, this is exciting. I've never had a dinner date with a duck before." "Relax, honey. I'm just here for the bread."

"Talk nerdy to me."

Stan Mack's Real Life Funnies: The Science of Love

'Oh, Arthur...You sweet, blind, mad, dear, silly fool....Don't you see it could never last?'

"You should be sniffed, and often, by someone who knows how."

'We have a beautiful relationship. Why spoil it with a hug?'

"First date hairball... awkward."

"Call me?"

Cavemen Romantic Gesture

Romeo & Juliet & Ron

"Right here's fine."

'Hang on a minute: You're not going to transform into a Prince and leave me heartbroken, are you?!'

Adam and Eve: Reconcilable Differences

"So you kiss me and I turn into a prince? No thanks, sweetie, I'm gay. I'm already a queen."

"I've been out of the dating scene a long time. Is kissing still a thing?"

"You keep fumblin' with that bra, Cowboy, and you're never gettin' to second base."

"Ugh, we get it - you're in love."

Why Cupid is not allowed to drink alcohol anymore...

Dog in love

Harv's general clumsiness with prepositions comes back to haunt him.

'I think it's damn unprofessional for a dermatologist to scream 'Yikes' like that.'

Up-to-date Career-Specific Romance Novels

Lovers' leap with chaperone observation point.

Say it with flowers: It!

'Hey, that one looks just like a visible mass of condensed water vapour floating in the atmosphere.'

"What's a nice girl like you doing in a bubble like this?"

Toothbrush Romance

"You knew I was hooked when you married me!"

"Oh I have plenty of sex appeal. It's all here in my bank baalance."

Love knows no boundaries.

"Thanks for calling it skinnydipping."

'Lost that loving feeling. If found, call 555-1234.'

"That whole, 'fast than a speeding bullet' think suddenly makes sense!"