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"I'm hooking up with this guy who makes the funniest typos."

Of course I'll marry you, Brian! Daddy will be surprised - he doesn't think your intentions are honourable.'

"Cheers! Well, this is exciting. I've never had a dinner date with a duck before." "Relax, honey. I'm just here for the bread."

"Talk nerdy to me."

Stan Mack's Real Life Funnies: The Science of Love

'Oh, Arthur...You sweet, blind, mad, dear, silly fool....Don't you see it could never last?'

"You should be sniffed, and often, by someone who knows how."

'We have a beautiful relationship. Why spoil it with a hug?'

"First date hairball... awkward."

"Call me?"

"Right here's fine."

Romeo & Juliet & Ron

Cavemen Romantic Gesture

"I said I'd give you the world, didn't I?"

'Hang on a minute: You're not going to transform into a Prince and leave me heartbroken, are you?!'

Why Cupid is not allowed to drink alcohol anymore...

"So you kiss me and I turn into a prince? No thanks, sweetie, I'm gay. I'm already a queen."

"I've been out of the dating scene a long time. Is kissing still a thing?"

"Ugh, we get it - you're in love."

Adam and Eve: Reconcilable Differences

Dog in love

"You keep fumblin' with that bra, Cowboy, and you're never gettin' to second base."

Harv's general clumsiness with prepositions comes back to haunt him.

'I think it's damn unprofessional for a dermatologist to scream 'Yikes' like that.'

Lovers' leap with chaperone observation point.

Up-to-date Career-Specific Romance Novels

I think you'll find that I'm easily encouraged. For instance, the fact that the two exclamation points above your head are tempered by one question mark gives me great hope. !?!

"Thanks for calling it skinnydipping."

'Lost that loving feeling. If found, call 555-1234.'

"Oh I have plenty of sex appeal. It's all here in my bank baalance."

Say it with flowers: It!

"That whole, 'fast than a speeding bullet' think suddenly makes sense!"

Love knows no boundaries.

'Hey, that one looks just like a visible mass of condensed water vapour floating in the atmosphere.'

Toothbrush Romance