Romantic Comedy Aficionado Pillows

"I'm not sure if the audience is ready to embrace you in a romantic comedy."

''To my dear Lorraine, could I ever forget you?'... er... but my name's Sally!'

Champagne cork rebounds off ceiling and hits diner.

Top 3 Complaints of Batman's Ex-Girlfriend.

"I meet people all the time, but nothing ever seems to last."

"We can deal with many heart related issues apart from 'a heart torn asunder by the meretricious behavior of a mendacious lover.'"

"We've been dating for 3 months. Whan are you going to stop referring to me as your 'Emotional Support Animal'?"

"It's not like that dear. We're just good friends."

"I did send you a Valentine's Day greeting in the paper George. Look under lazy slob!"

"Mum, Dad... I'd like you to meet my fiance, Goldilocks."

"She just rolled over and started snoring!"

'I said, 'Come back when the wind isn't blowing!''

Pet shop with 'Romeows' in stock.

Happy 3 Days after Valentine's Day card - 'Yes, I expect it is from your Father...'

'Reading between the lines Colin began to suspect that a second date was unlikely!'

"Over time my taste in me has switched to mature boys."

"Stop pestering me. Dating you is the last thing I'd do."

Couple arguing in the romance section of the library.

"You didn't tell me this was a double date!"

Pigs in love.

Grave robber meet-cute

A couple has sex on a pile of overdue notices.

"Cheers! Well, this is exciting. I've never had a dinner date with a duck before." "Relax, honey. I'm just here for the bread."

"Stepping on the gown never works. They run faster without it."

"You should be sniffed, and often, by someone who knows how."

"Remember that time you tried to kill me?"

'Oh, Arthur...You sweet, blind, mad, dear, silly fool....Don't you see it could never last?'

'This should be perfect. The main characters fall in love during a series of explosions.'

'We have a beautiful relationship. Why spoil it with a hug?'

'Okay.. what the hell.'

"Call me?"

"First date hairball... awkward."

"When I ask questions, I expect answers!"

Romeo & Juliet & Ron

'Apparently the stag party has gone into extra time.'