Romantic Humor Enthusiast Pillows

Woman sits on one-half of desert island that has been split in two: 'Call it intuition, Harold, but I feel as if we're drifting apart.'

Valentine Hearts

'Sorry, but my car is a hybrid and I wouldn't accept anything less in a husband.'

The fat boy awake again

'-and now I suppose I must bin my little black book'

'Isn't it a little soon to be renewing our marriage vows?'

'Its no use, I can't do it - I only have eyes for you!'

Valentine man in underpants.

'Other than performing the Heimlich, when was the last time you put your arms around me?'

Hunky Dory

'Oh, I don't paint -- I'm a make-out artist!'

'Gosh, Charley, a gob of stinky seaweed - for me?'

Earl was furious.He'd told Hilda not to sit under the apple tree with anyone else but him.

'The first thing that attracted me to him was his wonderful gone to bed eyes.'

'What's happened to the romance in our marriage, John?'

'He's the one,Mother - a guy who really knows what he wants!'

It was love at first...

"You never kiss me like you used to, my breath smells, doesn't it?"

'Alright, let's do this.'

'I prefer the simpler things in life -- men.'

'Someday, all this will be done with prescription drugs.'

'Would you like some DNA for your birthday?'

"Yes darling, of course you're Mr. Right... It's just that Dave here, is Mr. Righter."

"I know why he crossed the road on one occasion: It was to ask me out on a date..."

"I don't come with emotional baggage. It's more like a small, emotional handbag."

"Dude, Rayna and I are officially dating. I really like her. I mean, every time I'm with her, she gives me a warm feeling."

"You haven't done this before, have you...?"

"I'm bipolar, so technically, that makes this a threesome."

"I'm not trying to rush things, Alma. But you know fruit flies only live two weeks, right?"

"Can we turn the lights off? I find the exaggerated facial expressions kill the mood."

"It's perfect! You're a government redactor, and I'm a broadcast network word bleeper."

"Well the good news is that it doesn't appear to be contagious..."

Credible evidence!

101 Positions/101 Excuses

"Will you please marry somebody else."