Romantic Humor Enthusiasts Pillows

"Oh doctor, my love for your burns greater than Mr Williamson's urinary tract infection."

Lovers' hop - for the less agile.

"What do you say we leave the rest to the imagination?"

A blimp falls in love with a fat man.

'The birds and the bees' (American euphemism for sex)

'See - I told you so.'

Sermon: married life from Niagara to Viagra.

'Now don't forget, Sharon, you'll have to help me look for my contact lenses in the morning.'

'...and can I get my money back if it doesn't turn him on?'

"You should be sniffed, and often, by someone who knows how."

Cavemen Romantic Gesture

Romeo & Juliet & Ron

'I wouldn't kick her out of bed.'

Adam and Eve: Reconcilable Differences

"You keep fumblin' with that bra, Cowboy, and you're never gettin' to second base."

'I think it's damn unprofessional for a dermatologist to scream 'Yikes' like that.'

Say it with flowers: It!

"Honk if you love me!"

'Adam, you left the toilet rock up again!'

'Hey, that one looks just like a visible mass of condensed water vapour floating in the atmosphere.'

" A lot of it is just legal mumbo-jumbo."

'If you must know, yes, I do sometimes fake purring.'

'Sorry, but my car is a hybrid and I wouldn't accept anything less in a husband.'

The Plinth Wedding Planner Co.

"She just rolled over and started snoring!"

'There's more to life than just necking all the time, Frankie!'

Tongue in the ear...

'It started with a kiss - then their nose rings got locked.'

'I'm looking for a card that says if I didn't get you this, I'd never hear the end of it.'

A man reads a book called 'Opening Lines' while a woman reads a book called 'Brush Offs'.

"I think it was good for me. Was it good for you?"

"So this is the Mr. Waring who has made such a great impression on my little girl."

"...and do you agree to accept him as he is, and not try to change him?"

“It’s the only way we can get him to kiss her.”

'So, you're an organ-grinder's monkey? A professional beggar? Is that how you intend to support my daughter?'