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"30 years ago I'd have thought you were proposing, but now I'm just worried that you've had a heart attack."

'Forget it - she'd melt your igloo!'

'If you really loved me, you'd stay downwind.'

"I love you, even though you still use a flip phone."

"Cheers! Well, this is exciting. I've never had a dinner date with a duck before." "Relax, honey. I'm just here for the bread."

Life is for the birds.

"You should be sniffed, and often, by someone who knows how."

'Oh, Arthur...You sweet, blind, mad, dear, silly fool....Don't you see it could never last?'

'We have a beautiful relationship. Why spoil it with a hug?'

"First date hairball... awkward."

'Stop complaining woman, you wanted a boating holiday!'

"Right here's fine."

'Hang on a minute: You're not going to transform into a Prince and leave me heartbroken, are you?!'

Romeo & Juliet & Ron

'I wouldn't kick her out of bed.'

"You keep fumblin' with that bra, Cowboy, and you're never gettin' to second base."

"Ugh, we get it - you're in love."

Why Cupid is not allowed to drink alcohol anymore...

Adam and Eve: Reconcilable Differences

"He should be up and complaining in no time."

'I think it's damn unprofessional for a dermatologist to scream 'Yikes' like that.'

Lovers' leap with chaperone observation point.

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"Honk if you love me!"

Say it with flowers: It!

'Lost that loving feeling. If found, call 555-1234.'

'Hey, that one looks just like a visible mass of condensed water vapour floating in the atmosphere.'

Love knows no boundaries.

"That whole, 'fast than a speeding bullet' think suddenly makes sense!"

" A lot of it is just legal mumbo-jumbo."

Why you shouldn't date an anesthesiologist.

"Open a wine that will make me want to watch the shows you want to watch."

"It's Doris Kearns Goodwin. Is there anything we'd like to know about the Presidency?"

'Sorry, but my car is a hybrid and I wouldn't accept anything less in a husband.'

'If you must know, yes, I do sometimes fake purring.'