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"30 years ago I'd have thought you were proposing, but now I'm just worried that you've had a heart attack."

'Forget it - she'd melt your igloo!'

'If you really loved me, you'd stay downwind.'

"I love you, even though you still use a flip phone."

"Cheers! Well, this is exciting. I've never had a dinner date with a duck before." "Relax, honey. I'm just here for the bread."

Life is for the birds.

"You should be sniffed, and often, by someone who knows how."

'Oh, Arthur...You sweet, blind, mad, dear, silly fool....Don't you see it could never last?'

'We have a beautiful relationship. Why spoil it with a hug?'

"First date hairball... awkward."

Hello. I'm Ferdinand. I'll be monitoring the levels of bull at your table this evening. Menu. Menu.

'Stop complaining woman, you wanted a boating holiday!'

"Right here's fine."

Romeo & Juliet & Ron

"I said I'd give you the world, didn't I?"

'Hang on a minute: You're not going to transform into a Prince and leave me heartbroken, are you?!'

'I wouldn't kick her out of bed.'

"Ugh, we get it - you're in love."

Why Cupid is not allowed to drink alcohol anymore...

"You keep fumblin' with that bra, Cowboy, and you're never gettin' to second base."

Adam and Eve: Reconcilable Differences

"He should be up and complaining in no time."

'I think it's damn unprofessional for a dermatologist to scream 'Yikes' like that.'

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Lovers' leap with chaperone observation point.

"That whole, 'fast than a speeding bullet' think suddenly makes sense!"

Say it with flowers: It!

'Hey, that one looks just like a visible mass of condensed water vapour floating in the atmosphere.'

'Lost that loving feeling. If found, call 555-1234.'

"Honk if you love me!"

Love knows no boundaries.

I think you'll find that I'm easily encouraged. For instance, the fact that the two exclamation points above your head are tempered by one question mark gives me great hope. !?!

Why you shouldn't date an anesthesiologist.

"Open a wine that will make me want to watch the shows you want to watch."

" A lot of it is just legal mumbo-jumbo."