Romantic Humor Lovers Pillows

'It was definitely love at first sight, as soon as I saw him on television being presented with his lottery millions.'

"That was good, but less tongue next time."

'It's not the age difference, Larry - it's the wage difference.'

'I love you too, Alice, but in a different way.'

'You're sweet, Rodney -- I'll put you on my short list.'

"Stepping on the gown never works. They run faster without it."

"You should be sniffed, and often, by someone who knows how."

"Remember that time you tried to kill me?"

'This should be perfect. The main characters fall in love during a series of explosions.'

"Call me?"

'Okay.. what the hell.'

"Did you bring any protection with you?"

Romeo & Juliet & Ron

"I'm just a girl, standing in front of a buoy..."

"When I ask questions, I expect answers!"

'Apparently the stag party has gone into extra time.'

'That reminds me of the blind date I had last weekend!'

Love is in the air...

'I wouldn't kick her out of bed.'

'Big date tonight, but I've just shed an antler: Do you have superglue?'

Adam and Eve: Reconcilable Differences

Pole vaulter jumping Lover's Leap.

"You keep fumblin' with that bra, Cowboy, and you're never gettin' to second base."

'I think it's damn unprofessional for a dermatologist to scream 'Yikes' like that.'

Salt and Pepper

Lady asking her fiance's son if she can be his new mother.

Boyfriend of the Month.

"It's about time."

"It's a Wonderful Life" if it was written by scientists.

'Hey, that one looks just like a visible mass of condensed water vapour floating in the atmosphere.'

'Adam, you left the toilet rock up again!'

Say it with flowers: It!

A Prickly Pair

"Honk if you love me!"

" A lot of it is just legal mumbo-jumbo."