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'It was definitely love at first sight, as soon as I saw him on television being presented with his lottery millions.'

"That was good, but less tongue next time."

'It's not the age difference, Larry - it's the wage difference.'

'I love you too, Alice, but in a different way.'

'You're sweet, Rodney -- I'll put you on my short list.'

"Stepping on the gown never works. They run faster without it."

"Remember that time you tried to kill me?"

"You should be sniffed, and often, by someone who knows how."

'This should be perfect. The main characters fall in love during a series of explosions.'

"Call me?"

'Okay.. what the hell.'

"When I ask questions, I expect answers!"

'Apparently the stag party has gone into extra time.'

"I'm just a girl, standing in front of a buoy..."

"Did you bring any protection with you?"

Romeo & Juliet & Ron

Love is in the air...

'That reminds me of the blind date I had last weekend!'

"You keep fumblin' with that bra, Cowboy, and you're never gettin' to second base."

Adam and Eve: Reconcilable Differences

'I wouldn't kick her out of bed.'

Pole vaulter jumping Lover's Leap.

'Big date tonight, but I've just shed an antler: Do you have superglue?'

'I think it's damn unprofessional for a dermatologist to scream 'Yikes' like that.'

Salt and Pepper

Say it with flowers: It!

'Adam, you left the toilet rock up again!'

"Honk if you love me!"

"It's a Wonderful Life" if it was written by scientists.

'Hey, that one looks just like a visible mass of condensed water vapour floating in the atmosphere.'

Lady asking her fiance's son if she can be his new mother.

Boyfriend of the Month.

A Prickly Pair

" A lot of it is just legal mumbo-jumbo."

"You don't sniff my butt anymore."