Romantic Humor Pillows

'Marry me, and make me the happiest man in the world.' 'You want BOTH?!'

'The limousine they sent us has flashing lights and a siren.'

"Cancel my appointment, something came up."

"Leave room for sex."

Man buying an engagement ring and asking for the lady's name not to be engraved too deep.

'You were right, Mum - he only wants me for one thing!'

'Three guys. Is that all you've had?'

'Debbie, does this mean it's over between you and I?'

Alcoholic Dating.

Paramedic's pick-up line - 'Do you come here often?'

'I finally found Mr Right!'

Tom had considerable emotional baggage.

"It's the milkman's birthday tomorrow. Do you think he'll like his present?"

"You look a lot better without your glasses."

"So, Son, are you seeing anyone?"

"Talk nerdy to me."

"Call me?"

Sexual chemistry set

'That was close...hit me right in the wallet.'

"It's over, Martin. I've met someone with bigger cheeks."

"You look so beautiful, glistening in the moonlight."

'I wouldn't kick her out of bed.'

Dog in love

"I've been out of the dating scene a long time. Is kissing still a thing?"

"So you kiss me and I turn into a prince? No thanks, sweetie, I'm gay. I'm already a queen."

Harv's general clumsiness with prepositions comes back to haunt him.

"Thanks for calling it skinnydipping."

"How barbaric! Females should be wooed by colourful displays, not fighting!"

"Oh I have plenty of sex appeal. It's all here in my bank baalance."

"Honk if you love me!"

Tunnel of Like.

'Sorry, but my car is a hybrid and I wouldn't accept anything less in a husband.'

“It’s the only way we can get him to kiss her.”

'Shuck me.'

It's not what's outside that interests me. It's what's inside!