Romantic Humors Pillows

Young girl asking a boy what he owns before they can be married

Sexual chemistry set

'That was close...hit me right in the wallet.'

"It's over, Martin. I've met someone with bigger cheeks."

"You look so beautiful, glistening in the moonlight."

'I wouldn't kick her out of bed.'

Excess Baggage: By the time the male of the species admits he is lost. It is generally too late.

"What I really wanted was a dog, but my landlord won't allow it. So I got married instead."

"Thanks for calling it skinnydipping."

"Honk if you love me!"

Tunnel of Like.

'Sorry, but my car is a hybrid and I wouldn't accept anything less in a husband.'

'I'm looking for a card that says if I didn't get you this, I'd never hear the end of it.'

“It’s the only way we can get him to kiss her.”

"I think it was good for me. Was it good for you?"

It's not what's outside that interests me. It's what's inside!

'I love you, Howard, but let's not jump to conclusions.'

'Marry me, and make me the happiest man in the world.' 'You want BOTH?!'

Boy on father's knee

'Did you fart, sweetie?'

"It's perfect! You're a government redactor, and I'm a broadcast network word bleeper."

Dating in 2020

'If you really loved me, you'd stay downwind.'

'For the last time, Butchie, I love you but I'm not in love with you.'

You're pig-headed, Louis, I like that in a man.

'It's hard finding a caring,sensitive and good looking man. Most of them already have boyfriends.'

Homophone Encounter

"Or...we could suggest a three-way."

"It was the unsubstantiated rumours that attracted me to you in the first place."

"I never turn into a prince on a first date."

'I hear they wrote their own vows.'

'You've been faking it, haven't you?'