Romantic Humor Mugs

'Marry me, and make me the happiest man in the world.' 'You want BOTH?!'

'I know I've met Mr. Right this time - we both hate Jim Carrey!'

'The limousine they sent us has flashing lights and a siren.'

"Cancel my appointment, something came up."

"Leave room for sex."

Man buying an engagement ring and asking for the lady's name not to be engraved too deep.

'You were right, Mum - he only wants me for one thing!'

'Three guys. Is that all you've had?'

'Debbie, does this mean it's over between you and I?'

Alcoholic Dating.

Paramedic's pick-up line - 'Do you come here often?'

'I finally found Mr Right!'

Tom had considerable emotional baggage.

"It's the milkman's birthday tomorrow. Do you think he'll like his present?"

"You look a lot better without your glasses."

"So, Son, are you seeing anyone?"

"Talk nerdy to me."

"Call me?"

This next song goes out to the girl who stole my heart and my guitar.

'That was close...hit me right in the wallet.'

Sexual chemistry set

"I've been out of the dating scene a long time. Is kissing still a thing?"

Dog in love

'I wouldn't kick her out of bed.'

"So you kiss me and I turn into a prince? No thanks, sweetie, I'm gay. I'm already a queen."

"You look so beautiful, glistening in the moonlight."

"It's over, Martin. I've met someone with bigger cheeks."

Harv's general clumsiness with prepositions comes back to haunt him.

"Oh I have plenty of sex appeal. It's all here in my bank baalance."

"Honk if you love me!"

Tunnel of Like.

"How barbaric! Females should be wooed by colourful displays, not fighting!"

"Thanks for calling it skinnydipping."

'Sorry, but my car is a hybrid and I wouldn't accept anything less in a husband.'

'I love you, Howard, but let's not jump to conclusions.'