Romantic Humor Enthusiasts Mugs

"Oh doctor, my love for your burns greater than Mr Williamson's urinary tract infection."

Lovers' hop - for the less agile.

A brief romance....

"What do you say we leave the rest to the imagination?"

A blimp falls in love with a fat man.

'The birds and the bees' (American euphemism for sex)

'See - I told you so.'

Sermon: married life from Niagara to Viagra.

'Now don't forget, Sharon, you'll have to help me look for my contact lenses in the morning.'

'...and can I get my money back if it doesn't turn him on?'

"You should be sniffed, and often, by someone who knows how."

Cavemen Romantic Gesture

Romeo & Juliet & Ron

Adam and Eve: Reconcilable Differences

'I wouldn't kick her out of bed.'

"You keep fumblin' with that bra, Cowboy, and you're never gettin' to second base."

'I think it's damn unprofessional for a dermatologist to scream 'Yikes' like that.'

'Adam, you left the toilet rock up again!'

Say it with flowers: It!

"Honk if you love me!"

'Hey, that one looks just like a visible mass of condensed water vapour floating in the atmosphere.'

" A lot of it is just legal mumbo-jumbo."

'If you must know, yes, I do sometimes fake purring.'

'Sorry, but my car is a hybrid and I wouldn't accept anything less in a husband.'

"So this is the Mr. Waring who has made such a great impression on my little girl."

'There's more to life than just necking all the time, Frankie!'

“It’s the only way we can get him to kiss her.”

"I think it was good for me. Was it good for you?"

"...and do you agree to accept him as he is, and not try to change him?"

The Plinth Wedding Planner Co.

Tongue in the ear...

'So, you're an organ-grinder's monkey? A professional beggar? Is that how you intend to support my daughter?'

'I'm looking for a card that says if I didn't get you this, I'd never hear the end of it.'

'It started with a kiss - then their nose rings got locked.'

A man reads a book called 'Opening Lines' while a woman reads a book called 'Brush Offs'.