Romantic Comedic Pillows

"I always say; 'You don't need to spend a lot of money to have a good time on a first date."

"Cheers! Well, this is exciting. I've never had a dinner date with a duck before." "Relax, honey. I'm just here for the bread."

"Talk nerdy to me."

"Stepping on the gown never works. They run faster without it."

Stan Mack's Real Life Funnies: The Science of Love

"...and someone with no fleas. Anything else?"

"Remember that time you tried to kill me?"

"You should be sniffed, and often, by someone who knows how."

'Oh, Arthur...You sweet, blind, mad, dear, silly fool....Don't you see it could never last?'

'This should be perfect. The main characters fall in love during a series of explosions.'

'We have a beautiful relationship. Why spoil it with a hug?'

"First date hairball... awkward."

Stand-up Romcom

"Call me?"

'Okay.. what the hell.'

Robocop and Juliet.

Romeo & Juliet & Ron

Cavemen Romantic Gesture

"When I ask questions, I expect answers!"

'Apparently the stag party has gone into extra time.'

"Did you bring any protection with you?"

'Hang on a minute: You're not going to transform into a Prince and leave me heartbroken, are you?!'

"Right here's fine."

"I said I'd give you the world, didn't I?"

This next song goes out to the girl who stole my heart and my guitar.

"I'm just a girl, standing in front of a buoy..."

'That reminds me of the blind date I had last weekend!'

Love is in the air...

'Your place or mine?'

Sexual chemistry set

'That was close...hit me right in the wallet.'

"You look so beautiful, glistening in the moonlight."

Adam and Eve: Reconcilable Differences

Funnel of Love

"Not now, my love. I'm feeling preminstrel."