Romantic Comedic T-Shirts

"I always say; 'You don't need to spend a lot of money to have a good time on a first date."

"Cheers! Well, this is exciting. I've never had a dinner date with a duck before." "Relax, honey. I'm just here for the bread."

"Talk nerdy to me."

Stan Mack's Real Life Funnies: The Science of Love

"...and someone with no fleas. Anything else?"

"Stepping on the gown never works. They run faster without it."

"You should be sniffed, and often, by someone who knows how."

"Remember that time you tried to kill me?"

'Oh, Arthur...You sweet, blind, mad, dear, silly fool....Don't you see it could never last?'

'This should be perfect. The main characters fall in love during a series of explosions.'

'We have a beautiful relationship. Why spoil it with a hug?'

"Call me?"

"First date hairball... awkward."

Stand-up Romcom

'Okay.. what the hell.'

'Apparently the stag party has gone into extra time.'

Cavemen Romantic Gesture

Robocop and Juliet.

"Did you bring any protection with you?"

"When I ask questions, I expect answers!"

"Right here's fine."

"I'm just a girl, standing in front of a buoy..."

Romeo & Juliet & Ron

'Hang on a minute: You're not going to transform into a Prince and leave me heartbroken, are you?!'

Love is in the air...

Sexual chemistry set

'That reminds me of the blind date I had last weekend!'

'That was close...hit me right in the wallet.'

"You look so beautiful, glistening in the moonlight."

Pole vaulter jumping Lover's Leap.

Adam and Eve: Reconcilable Differences

"It's over, Martin. I've met someone with bigger cheeks."

Funnel of Love