Romantic Comic T-Shirts

'I do. Just don't let it go to your head.'

"...and someone with no fleas. Anything else?"

"Talk nerdy to me."

"Do you, Darlene, take Jim to be your lawfully wedded husband, when you could, clearly, do far better?"

I'm looking for a man who can meet my needs - Cream meringue master-chef.

"Stepping on the gown never works. They run faster without it."

Sauvignon Bonk

Venus

"Remember that time you tried to kill me?"

"You're such a good listener."

"You should be sniffed, and often, by someone who knows how."

'Charlie is the first to admit that he's too old for me.'

'This should be perfect. The main characters fall in love during a series of explosions.'

"They met in the express-checkout lane at the A.&P. and have slowed down only occasionally ever since."

'More bubbles!'

'Okay.. what the hell.'

Stand-up Romcom

"Why don't you find a museum!"

"I wish I had her jewelry." "I wish I had his wife." "I wish I had her figure." "I wish I had his money."

"I know we just met, but all I got is a twenty-four-hour pass!"

"Call me?"

"I don't know about you, but I'm ready to take this marriage full-throttle."

Diamond outfits

Love linked

Paint pots in love

Love Conquers All

"Did you bring any protection with you?"

"You're my Mona Lisa."

The only time cats are known to laugh.

"Now there's a relationship that's working!"

"I'm just a girl, standing in front of a buoy..."

'I met him on a Monday and my heart stood still (would you believe?)')

"When I ask questions, I expect answers!"

'Apparently the stag party has gone into extra time.'

'What the..? She IS a stick!'