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'That's my wife, my lover, my girlfriend, my mistress, my fiance, and the girl next door...'

"Do you, Darlene, take Jim to be your lawfully wedded husband, when you could, clearly, do far better?"

"...and someone with no fleas. Anything else?"

"You should be sniffed, and often, by someone who knows how."

'It's called 'cause and effect.' I pound this log and Tarzan goes bananas.'

Mister Bundles VS. The Martians - Part Twenty Six

Romeo & Juliet & Ron

'Say baby - 'come live with me and be my love, and we will all the pleasures prove, that valleys, groves, hills and fields,woods or steepy mountain yields' - Marlowe.'

'Are we there yet?'

Two birds sharing a bowl of worms.

Adam and Eve: Reconcilable Differences

"I love that you still call me 'honey'."

'Ha! Ha! The Wooin' O't!'

"You keep fumblin' with that bra, Cowboy, and you're never gettin' to second base."

'I think it's damn unprofessional for a dermatologist to scream 'Yikes' like that.'

'I'm looking forward to parents' night. I'm going to ask these people their diet secrets.'

Limerick On A Grecian Urn

It started friendly enough...'I'm Henry VIII, my dear, but you may call me 'Hank'.'

'Hey, that one looks just like a visible mass of condensed water vapour floating in the atmosphere.'

Say it with flowers: It!

'NO, it DOESN'T come on DISC!'

'Romeo and Julietta'

Now that we've developed lungs, it's only a matter of time before we feel guilty about not exercising.

" A lot of it is just legal mumbo-jumbo."

'Justin, this isn't what I meant when I said we could make out like bandits.'

'If you must know, yes, I do sometimes fake purring.'

The Plinth Wedding Planner Co.

'Kids like my presents, but do they really like me?'

'It's your fault. I told you to watch that wet spot.'

'So, you're an organ-grinder's monkey? A professional beggar? Is that how you intend to support my daughter?'

'Like you, I don't know why they feed us every day, but as long as they do it, I'll stay...'

"So this is the Mr. Waring who has made such a great impression on my little girl."

Tongue in the ear...

"Relax, I'll go back and find it."

'Great job Zork, we're lost... you couldn't find Uranus with both hands and a flashlight!'