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'It's not us, Louis. It's our medications that don't interact well together.'

'My dear, we were made for each other. You need my money and I need your kidney.'

One mocha latte with sprinkles and we're back together. Um

'Let me guess, it's not a book, or a film... er, it's our wedding anniversary.'

"Cheers! Well, this is exciting. I've never had a dinner date with a duck before." "Relax, honey. I'm just here for the bread."

"Do you, Darlene, take Jim to be your lawfully wedded husband, when you could, clearly, do far better?"

"...and someone with no fleas. Anything else?"

Bear Costume

"You should be sniffed, and often, by someone who knows how."

'Oh, Arthur...You sweet, blind, mad, dear, silly fool....Don't you see it could never last?'

'We have a beautiful relationship. Why spoil it with a hug?'

"First date hairball... awkward."

Cavemen Romantic Gesture

"I said I'd give you the world, didn't I?"

'Hang on a minute: You're not going to transform into a Prince and leave me heartbroken, are you?!'

"Right here's fine."

'Ha! Ha! The Wooin' O't!'

"Ugh, we get it - you're in love."

'I wouldn't kick her out of bed.'

Why Cupid is not allowed to drink alcohol anymore...

"You can tell it's a period drama because they're not wearing ozone helmets."

'I think it's damn unprofessional for a dermatologist to scream 'Yikes' like that.'

Up-to-date Career-Specific Romance Novels

Lovers' leap with chaperone observation point.

"Honk if you love me!"

'Hey, that one looks just like a visible mass of condensed water vapour floating in the atmosphere.'

"That whole, 'fast than a speeding bullet' think suddenly makes sense!"

Say it with flowers: It!

'Lost that loving feeling. If found, call 555-1234.'

Love knows no boundaries.

I think you'll find that I'm easily encouraged. For instance, the fact that the two exclamation points above your head are tempered by one question mark gives me great hope. !?!

Why you shouldn't date an anesthesiologist.

" A lot of it is just legal mumbo-jumbo."

'Sorry, but my car is a hybrid and I wouldn't accept anything less in a husband.'

'With this ring I thee dropped it -'