Romantic Comic Enthusiast Pillows

'It's not us, Louis. It's our medications that don't interact well together.'

'My dear, we were made for each other. You need my money and I need your kidney.'

'Let me guess, it's not a book, or a film... er, it's our wedding anniversary.'

"Cheers! Well, this is exciting. I've never had a dinner date with a duck before." "Relax, honey. I'm just here for the bread."

"Do you, Darlene, take Jim to be your lawfully wedded husband, when you could, clearly, do far better?"

"...and someone with no fleas. Anything else?"

'Oh, Arthur...You sweet, blind, mad, dear, silly fool....Don't you see it could never last?'

Bear Costume

"You should be sniffed, and often, by someone who knows how."

'We have a beautiful relationship. Why spoil it with a hug?'

"First date hairball... awkward."

'Hang on a minute: You're not going to transform into a Prince and leave me heartbroken, are you?!'

Cavemen Romantic Gesture

"Right here's fine."

"Ugh, we get it - you're in love."

'I wouldn't kick her out of bed.'

'Ha! Ha! The Wooin' O't!'

Why Cupid is not allowed to drink alcohol anymore...

'I think it's damn unprofessional for a dermatologist to scream 'Yikes' like that.'

Up-to-date Career-Specific Romance Novels

Lovers' leap with chaperone observation point.

Love knows no boundaries.

Say it with flowers: It!

'Lost that loving feeling. If found, call 555-1234.'

'Hey, that one looks just like a visible mass of condensed water vapour floating in the atmosphere.'

"Honk if you love me!"

"That whole, 'fast than a speeding bullet' think suddenly makes sense!"

Why you shouldn't date an anesthesiologist.

" A lot of it is just legal mumbo-jumbo."

'Sorry, but my car is a hybrid and I wouldn't accept anything less in a husband.'

A man reads a book called 'Opening Lines' while a woman reads a book called 'Brush Offs'.

"...and do you agree to accept him as he is, and not try to change him?"

'I'm looking for a card that says if I didn't get you this, I'd never hear the end of it.'

Dating - "Oh, and she must have a sense of humour."

“It’s the only way we can get him to kiss her.”