Romantic Humor Aficionado Pillows

"See me again in two weeks. I'll be back from my honeymoon by then"

"You should be sniffed, and often, by someone who knows how."

Cavemen Romantic Gesture

'That was close...hit me right in the wallet.'

"It's over, Martin. I've met someone with bigger cheeks."

"You look so beautiful, glistening in the moonlight."

'I wouldn't kick her out of bed.'

'I think it's damn unprofessional for a dermatologist to scream 'Yikes' like that.'

"Honk if you love me!"

"Thanks for calling it skinnydipping."

Tunnel of Like.

'Hey, that one looks just like a visible mass of condensed water vapour floating in the atmosphere.'

Say it with flowers: It!

" A lot of it is just legal mumbo-jumbo."

'Sorry, but my car is a hybrid and I wouldn't accept anything less in a husband.'

"She just rolled over and started snoring!"

"...and do you agree to accept him as he is, and not try to change him?"

'There's more to life than just necking all the time, Frankie!'

"So this is the Mr. Waring who has made such a great impression on my little girl."

'I'm looking for a card that says if I didn't get you this, I'd never hear the end of it.'

A man reads a book called 'Opening Lines' while a woman reads a book called 'Brush Offs'.

'I love you, Howard, but let's not jump to conclusions.'

'So, you're an organ-grinder's monkey? A professional beggar? Is that how you intend to support my daughter?'

It's not what's outside that interests me. It's what's inside!

“It’s the only way we can get him to kiss her.”

"Or...we could suggest a three-way."

'You and Phil make a great couple. You're perfect for each other!'

Movies through the decades.

Man and woman

Homophone Encounter

'Did you fart, sweetie?'

BIBLE STORIES, 'This is full of battle and other BOY stuff - not a single romantic comedy!'

'For the last time, Butchie, I love you but I'm not in love with you.'

"It's perfect! You're a government redactor, and I'm a broadcast network word bleeper."