Romantic Humor Appreciator Pillows

'Do you have something that says 'possessive but afraid of committment'?'

"Could I have some privacy? It's my boyfriend."

'I said, do you like my hair this way?'

"It's either conjunctivitis or twin pools of desire."

"At what point did huddling for warmth become groping for breasts?"

DOUBLE SAFE SEX "Good idea - I'll wear mine and you'll wear yours."

ROMEO & JULIET-THE CIGARETTE BREAK

'Darling, promise you'll wait for me.'

'Do I love you for your body or your mind? Is this a trick question?'

'It's a see-though nightie that magnifies.'

A man with a key head and a woman with a lock face

"This should be hilarious."

"Quiet night in with BF. . . #romance #truelove."

"Are you insane?!" The Velveteen Skunk

"Fish needs a bigger bowl."

King Arthur on the lake trying to open letters when the lady of the lake offers a letter opener.

The Ray Bradbury classic, 'The Car Alarm.'

"Where else in the world would you get such wonderful sunsets?"

"And I'll also take my steak raw thank you."

Bob had to confront his fear of butterflies.

A small snooker player chalking his cue.

"Yo, Eunice – don’t leave me hangin’."

Woman uses a remote control to turn on the sunset.

'A cheeky red?'

T"ruly, Susan, I envy no man."

"Whales eat billions of tiny shrimp-like creatures called krill. The krill are free but whales spend a fortune on dental floss."

Dog chews 'The Cat Book'.

"I think therefore I am." "Bow Wow, Bow Wow, Bow Wow."

"Please ask your pet to kindly put down the weapon."

'You're through around here.. turn in your rubber donut!'

A cat has caught a cow which it is dragging through it's cat flap.

"You should be sniffed, and often, by someone who knows how."

King Henry and his Cheshire bride

The height of fashion in 1796

"It's been moved that we adjourn for an afternoon nap. Is there a second?"