Romantic Humor Appreciator Gifts

'Do you have something that says 'possessive but afraid of committment'?'

"Could I have some privacy? It's my boyfriend."

'I said, do you like my hair this way?'

"It's either conjunctivitis or twin pools of desire."

"At what point did huddling for warmth become groping for breasts?"

DOUBLE SAFE SEX "Good idea - I'll wear mine and you'll wear yours."

'It happened on Valentin's Day. My husband thought it would be romantic to replace my heart pill medication with candy hearts...'

ROMEO & JULIET-THE CIGARETTE BREAK

'Darling, promise you'll wait for me.'

'Do I love you for your body or your mind? Is this a trick question?'

'It's a see-though nightie that magnifies.'

A man with a key head and a woman with a lock face

"This should be hilarious."

"Quiet night in with BF. . . #romance #truelove."

"Are you insane?!" The Velveteen Skunk

"Fish needs a bigger bowl."

"Where else in the world would you get such wonderful sunsets?"

The Ray Bradbury classic, 'The Car Alarm.'

King Arthur on the lake trying to open letters when the lady of the lake offers a letter opener.

"And I'll also take my steak raw thank you."

Bob had to confront his fear of butterflies.

A small snooker player chalking his cue.

'A cheeky red?'

"Whales eat billions of tiny shrimp-like creatures called krill. The krill are free but whales spend a fortune on dental floss."

Woman uses a remote control to turn on the sunset.

Dog chews 'The Cat Book'.

T"ruly, Susan, I envy no man."

"Yo, Eunice – don’t leave me hangin’."

"I think therefore I am." "Bow Wow, Bow Wow, Bow Wow."

A cat has caught a cow which it is dragging through it's cat flap.

"You should be sniffed, and often, by someone who knows how."

'You're through around here.. turn in your rubber donut!'

The height of fashion in 1796

"Please ask your pet to kindly put down the weapon."

King Henry and his Cheshire bride