Romantic Comedy Appreciator Gifts

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'It's not fair - the Marines are getting them all!'

The devil and his true love

'Here you go, kid! A worm.'

'The iceman cometh too soon!'

Cow's Last Will and Testament.

"For the last time stupid, you're tin man, you are not by any leap of the imagination, anything like Iron Man!"

"You should be sniffed, and often, by someone who knows how."

'He went in for the Worst Singer and won first prize in the Gurning competition at the same time!'

The Ferocious Viking Wiener Dog

'I believe we've located the cause of your back problem, Mrs. Kangaroo.'

Fly Fishing

Ten Plagues for Today's Seder

'I heard the Board was talking about kicking you, but I don't know if it's upstairs or out.'

Songs about Texas, next 1100 miles.

"Do you see that inexplicably beautiful hydrangea over there?… Nature calls."

'I asked Will if he wrote it. He said he wasn't sure.'

"Your MBA and PHD are impressive but what concerns me is your low number of Facebook friends."

"It's basically the 'Tragedy of King Lear' but with animated penguins."

'I suppose you want Polly to forget she heard that.'

"Oh no! Oh no! Oh no! Oh no!"

Conservation Area

"I just cleaned that glass! How can it already be covered in nose prints?!"

'I think it's damn unprofessional for a dermatologist to scream 'Yikes' like that.'

"Waiter, there's a hare in my salad!"

"Did you just do a rooster?"

Golfer mistakes a hen's egg for his golf ball.

"It's our latest scent...Dryer Sheet."

'Hey, that one looks just like a visible mass of condensed water vapour floating in the atmosphere.'

'Another blond hair! You've been making a lot of night calls lately...'

Say it with flowers: It!

"All stories have been told, all songs have been sung. But that won't stop us from making movie reboots."

All-Verbal Westerns

"A haand gel...!?"

Moulin Rouge Security