Romantic Comedy Appreciator Mugs

Come here often?

'It's not fair - the Marines are getting them all!'

The devil and his true love

'Here you go, kid! A worm.'

'The iceman cometh too soon!'

Cow's Last Will and Testament.

"You should be sniffed, and often, by someone who knows how."

The Ferocious Viking Wiener Dog

"For the last time stupid, you're tin man, you are not by any leap of the imagination, anything like Iron Man!"

'He went in for the Worst Singer and won first prize in the Gurning competition at the same time!'

'I believe we've located the cause of your back problem, Mrs. Kangaroo.'

Fly Fishing

Ten Plagues for Today's Seder

'I heard the Board was talking about kicking you, but I don't know if it's upstairs or out.'

"Do you see that inexplicably beautiful hydrangea over there?… Nature calls."

Songs about Texas, next 1100 miles.

'I asked Will if he wrote it. He said he wasn't sure.'

"It's basically the 'Tragedy of King Lear' but with animated penguins."

'I suppose you want Polly to forget she heard that.'

"Oh no! Oh no! Oh no! Oh no!"

Conservation Area

"I just cleaned that glass! How can it already be covered in nose prints?!"

'I think it's damn unprofessional for a dermatologist to scream 'Yikes' like that.'

"Did you just do a rooster?"

"Waiter, there's a hare in my salad!"

Moulin Rouge Security

'Hey, that one looks just like a visible mass of condensed water vapour floating in the atmosphere.'

"All stories have been told, all songs have been sung. But that won't stop us from making movie reboots."

Say it with flowers: It!

Their relationship was doomed to fail. She was frigid, and his arms were too short to rub one out.

"A haand gel...!?"

'Another blond hair! You've been making a lot of night calls lately...'

"It's our latest scent...Dryer Sheet."

All-Verbal Westerns

Golfer mistakes a hen's egg for his golf ball.