Romantic Comedy Admirer Mugs

'I really think I could have loved you... if only you could talk like a normal person.'

'Your rhino, or mine?'

"Look....I'm gonna need a lot more tongue than that."

"Ah, how romantic. They're kissing under my missing toe."

Snow White

Stage Realism

"I like Sophie but she is the wrong side of six while..."

'Do you want to see a movie tonight?'

"I didn't have this in mind when you said you'd make breakfast in bed!"

Blarney Stone Romance

"You should be sniffed, and often, by someone who knows how."

M.T. accidentally triggers the predator pursuit response.

"Let's talk film or let's not talk film - I'm easy."

Moses' Tablet

Saint George and the Drag Queen

Frank was certain his Bird of Paradise mating dance would press all the right buttons with Margaret.

'Yorick? No, I don't think so, unless of course he was a Neanderthal!'

"This town ain't big enough for the proposed outlet shopping mall at Millet Creek Pass."

'Fancy you doing a curtsey and she being a non-serving royal, you big dope!'

Wordplay: In The Bag.

Falstaff

"Darling, I think we need to talk about where this relationship is going..." Male evolution.

Cat Burglar

"OK, fine. Perhaps 'sower of discord in the lower depths of hell' was overstating it."

TV jester.

...gon make you sweat...gon make you groove

'Your fur looks like you slept in it.'

"Bill is in charge of our Ethics Department."

New Flavors at Where's the Scoop Ice Cream

'No, Ben, making your eyes go bigger does not make the fish grow bigger!'

"Another flue shot, Larry.

Hamlet

"What other tricks does he need?"

'Yes, I am impressed at how fast you got here, but where's my pizza?'

'I think it's damn unprofessional for a dermatologist to scream 'Yikes' like that.'