Romantic Humor Admirer Gifts

Well...She likes you!

"You should be sniffed, and often, by someone who knows how."

Captain Corcoran, Commander of H.M.S. Pinafore

'That was close...hit me right in the wallet.'

"You look so beautiful, glistening in the moonlight."

'I wouldn't kick her out of bed.'

"It's over, Martin. I've met someone with bigger cheeks."

'I think it's damn unprofessional for a dermatologist to scream 'Yikes' like that.'

'Hey, that one looks just like a visible mass of condensed water vapour floating in the atmosphere.'

"Thanks for calling it skinnydipping."

"Honk if you love me!"

Tunnel of Like.

Say it with flowers: It!

" A lot of it is just legal mumbo-jumbo."

'Sorry, but my car is a hybrid and I wouldn't accept anything less in a husband.'

A man reads a book called 'Opening Lines' while a woman reads a book called 'Brush Offs'.

"So this is the Mr. Waring who has made such a great impression on my little girl."

"...and do you agree to accept him as he is, and not try to change him?"

'I love you, Howard, but let's not jump to conclusions.'

“It’s the only way we can get him to kiss her.”

'There's more to life than just necking all the time, Frankie!'

It's not what's outside that interests me. It's what's inside!

'I'm looking for a card that says if I didn't get you this, I'd never hear the end of it.'

'So, you're an organ-grinder's monkey? A professional beggar? Is that how you intend to support my daughter?'

"She just rolled over and started snoring!"

Boy on father's knee

You're pig-headed, Louis, I like that in a man.

Movies through the decades.

"This not the way I envisioned falling in love."

'Did you fart, sweetie?'

'Okay, so it's not a violin, but he is playing our song.'

BIBLE STORIES, 'This is full of battle and other BOY stuff - not a single romantic comedy!'

"Or...we could suggest a three-way."

Homophone Encounter

Man and woman