Romantic Humor Admirer Gifts

Well...She likes you!

"You should be sniffed, and often, by someone who knows how."

This next song goes out to the girl who stole my heart and my guitar.

Captain Corcoran, Commander of H.M.S. Pinafore

'That was close...hit me right in the wallet.'

"It's over, Martin. I've met someone with bigger cheeks."

"You look so beautiful, glistening in the moonlight."

'I wouldn't kick her out of bed.'

'I think it's damn unprofessional for a dermatologist to scream 'Yikes' like that.'

"Thanks for calling it skinnydipping."

Say it with flowers: It!

'Hey, that one looks just like a visible mass of condensed water vapour floating in the atmosphere.'

Tunnel of Like.

"Honk if you love me!"

" A lot of it is just legal mumbo-jumbo."

'Sorry, but my car is a hybrid and I wouldn't accept anything less in a husband.'

"She just rolled over and started snoring!"

'There's more to life than just necking all the time, Frankie!'

'So, you're an organ-grinder's monkey? A professional beggar? Is that how you intend to support my daughter?'

'I'm looking for a card that says if I didn't get you this, I'd never hear the end of it.'

"So this is the Mr. Waring who has made such a great impression on my little girl."

'I love you, Howard, but let's not jump to conclusions.'

"...and do you agree to accept him as he is, and not try to change him?"

A man reads a book called 'Opening Lines' while a woman reads a book called 'Brush Offs'.

“It’s the only way we can get him to kiss her.”

It's not what's outside that interests me. It's what's inside!

Boy on father's knee

'Did you fart, sweetie?'

"It's perfect! You're a government redactor, and I'm a broadcast network word bleeper."

'You and Phil make a great couple. You're perfect for each other!'

'Do your lawyers have to be here?'

'For the last time, Butchie, I love you but I'm not in love with you.'

"Or...we could suggest a three-way."

The stone is semi-precious, so I got you two.

'Okay, so it's not a violin, but he is playing our song.'