Romantic Humor Aficionado Gifts

"See me again in two weeks. I'll be back from my honeymoon by then"

"You should be sniffed, and often, by someone who knows how."

Cavemen Romantic Gesture

This next song goes out to the girl who stole my heart and my guitar.

'That was close...hit me right in the wallet.'

"You look so beautiful, glistening in the moonlight."

'I wouldn't kick her out of bed.'

"It's over, Martin. I've met someone with bigger cheeks."

'I think it's damn unprofessional for a dermatologist to scream 'Yikes' like that.'

Say it with flowers: It!

"Honk if you love me!"

"Thanks for calling it skinnydipping."

Tunnel of Like.

'Hey, that one looks just like a visible mass of condensed water vapour floating in the atmosphere.'

" A lot of it is just legal mumbo-jumbo."

'Sorry, but my car is a hybrid and I wouldn't accept anything less in a husband.'

'I love you, Howard, but let's not jump to conclusions.'

'So, you're an organ-grinder's monkey? A professional beggar? Is that how you intend to support my daughter?'

"She just rolled over and started snoring!"

"...and do you agree to accept him as he is, and not try to change him?"

It's not what's outside that interests me. It's what's inside!

“It’s the only way we can get him to kiss her.”

"So this is the Mr. Waring who has made such a great impression on my little girl."

'There's more to life than just necking all the time, Frankie!'

A man reads a book called 'Opening Lines' while a woman reads a book called 'Brush Offs'.

'I'm looking for a card that says if I didn't get you this, I'd never hear the end of it.'

"It's perfect! You're a government redactor, and I'm a broadcast network word bleeper."

You're pig-headed, Louis, I like that in a man.

'Did you fart, sweetie?'

The stone is semi-precious, so I got you two.

'You and Phil make a great couple. You're perfect for each other!'

Man and woman

Movies through the decades.

BIBLE STORIES, 'This is full of battle and other BOY stuff - not a single romantic comedy!'

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