Romantic Humor Enjoyers Gifts

They must be good chocolates for six bucks a box.

"You should be sniffed, and often, by someone who knows how."

Cavemen Romantic Gesture

Romeo & Juliet & Ron

'I wouldn't kick her out of bed.'

"You keep fumblin' with that bra, Cowboy, and you're never gettin' to second base."

Adam and Eve: Reconcilable Differences

'I think it's damn unprofessional for a dermatologist to scream 'Yikes' like that.'

Say it with flowers: It!

"Honk if you love me!"

'Adam, you left the toilet rock up again!'

'Hey, that one looks just like a visible mass of condensed water vapour floating in the atmosphere.'

" A lot of it is just legal mumbo-jumbo."

'If you must know, yes, I do sometimes fake purring.'

'Sorry, but my car is a hybrid and I wouldn't accept anything less in a husband.'

Tongue in the ear...

"I think it was good for me. Was it good for you?"

"...and do you agree to accept him as he is, and not try to change him?"

"So this is the Mr. Waring who has made such a great impression on my little girl."

A man reads a book called 'Opening Lines' while a woman reads a book called 'Brush Offs'.

'There's more to life than just necking all the time, Frankie!'

“It’s the only way we can get him to kiss her.”

'So, you're an organ-grinder's monkey? A professional beggar? Is that how you intend to support my daughter?'

'It started with a kiss - then their nose rings got locked.'

The Plinth Wedding Planner Co.

'I'm looking for a card that says if I didn't get you this, I'd never hear the end of it.'

'Marry me, and make me the happiest man in the world.' 'You want BOTH?!'

Boy on father's knee

"It was the unsubstantiated rumours that attracted me to you in the first place."

'You and Phil make a great couple. You're perfect for each other!'

Movies through the decades.

"You might want to get that fly off your face."

"It's perfect! You're a government redactor, and I'm a broadcast network word bleeper."

"This not the way I envisioned falling in love."

BIBLE STORIES, 'This is full of battle and other BOY stuff - not a single romantic comedy!'