Romantic Humor Enjoyers Gifts

They must be good chocolates for six bucks a box.

"You should be sniffed, and often, by someone who knows how."

Cavemen Romantic Gesture

Romeo & Juliet & Ron

Adam and Eve: Reconcilable Differences

'I wouldn't kick her out of bed.'

"You keep fumblin' with that bra, Cowboy, and you're never gettin' to second base."

'I think it's damn unprofessional for a dermatologist to scream 'Yikes' like that.'

'Adam, you left the toilet rock up again!'

Say it with flowers: It!

'Hey, that one looks just like a visible mass of condensed water vapour floating in the atmosphere.'

"Honk if you love me!"

" A lot of it is just legal mumbo-jumbo."

'If you must know, yes, I do sometimes fake purring.'

'Sorry, but my car is a hybrid and I wouldn't accept anything less in a husband.'

'I'm looking for a card that says if I didn't get you this, I'd never hear the end of it.'

A man reads a book called 'Opening Lines' while a woman reads a book called 'Brush Offs'.

'There's more to life than just necking all the time, Frankie!'

The Plinth Wedding Planner Co.

'So, you're an organ-grinder's monkey? A professional beggar? Is that how you intend to support my daughter?'

“It’s the only way we can get him to kiss her.”

Tongue in the ear...

'It started with a kiss - then their nose rings got locked.'

"So this is the Mr. Waring who has made such a great impression on my little girl."

"I think it was good for me. Was it good for you?"

"...and do you agree to accept him as he is, and not try to change him?"

'Marry me, and make me the happiest man in the world.' 'You want BOTH?!'

Boy on father's knee

"It's perfect! You're a government redactor, and I'm a broadcast network word bleeper."

"You might want to get that fly off your face."

You're pig-headed, Louis, I like that in a man.

Movies through the decades.

'You and Phil make a great couple. You're perfect for each other!'

'Do your lawyers have to be here?'

"This not the way I envisioned falling in love."