Romantic Humor Seekers Gifts

'I don't approve of sex before marriage. It often delays the ceremony.'

'I wouldn't kick her out of bed.'

"Honk if you love me!"

"What's so wrong with always living in the present?"

'Sorry, but my car is a hybrid and I wouldn't accept anything less in a husband.'

"I think it was good for me. Was it good for you?"

“It’s the only way we can get him to kiss her.”

Tongue in the ear...

'I'm looking for a card that says if I didn't get you this, I'd never hear the end of it.'

'Marry me, and make me the happiest man in the world.' 'You want BOTH?!'

Boy on father's knee

"It's perfect! You're a government redactor, and I'm a broadcast network word bleeper."

'It's hard finding a caring,sensitive and good looking man. Most of them already have boyfriends.'

"It was the unsubstantiated rumours that attracted me to you in the first place."

'If you really loved me, you'd stay downwind.'

You're pig-headed, Louis, I like that in a man.

"You might want to get that fly off your face."

Frog Prince holds sign: 'Will work for kisses'.

"No, Phil, I'm not grateful that we finally have some time alone."

"'You're the reason I crossed the road'? Really?! Is that your best pick-up line?"

'Alright, let's do this.'

'You were right, Mum - he only wants me for one thing!'

"Let's touch base again at three."

"Let's not get too hot for each other. I want us to last."

'The way I see it, with all the talk shows out there, nobody needs a wife!'

"She said don't forget the straw."

"Was it as good for you as it was for me?"

'I fu*@!Ng hate you!!!'

It was love at first...

"No darling, there's nothing magical in the air, I just farted"

'Honey, it's me! If you want to marry me, please press 1!'

"I love you, even though you still use a flip phone."

Tom had considerable emotional baggage.

Valentine man in underpants.

The fat boy awake again