Romantic Humor Seekers Mugs

"Not now, dear, I'm reading."

'I don't approve of sex before marriage. It often delays the ceremony.'

'I wouldn't kick her out of bed.'

"What's so wrong with always living in the present?"

"Honk if you love me!"

'Sorry, but my car is a hybrid and I wouldn't accept anything less in a husband.'

Tongue in the ear...

'I'm looking for a card that says if I didn't get you this, I'd never hear the end of it.'

"I think it was good for me. Was it good for you?"

“It’s the only way we can get him to kiss her.”

'Marry me, and make me the happiest man in the world.' 'You want BOTH?!'

Boy on father's knee

"You might want to get that fly off your face."

"It was the unsubstantiated rumours that attracted me to you in the first place."

'If you really loved me, you'd stay downwind.'

'It's hard finding a caring,sensitive and good looking man. Most of them already have boyfriends.'

You're pig-headed, Louis, I like that in a man.

"It's perfect! You're a government redactor, and I'm a broadcast network word bleeper."

Frog Prince holds sign: 'Will work for kisses'.

'Alright, let's do this.'

"She said don't forget the straw."

"Let's touch base again at three."

"Was it as good for you as it was for me?"

"Let's not get too hot for each other. I want us to last."

'I fu*@!Ng hate you!!!'

'The way I see it, with all the talk shows out there, nobody needs a wife!'

"No, Phil, I'm not grateful that we finally have some time alone."

'You were right, Mum - he only wants me for one thing!'

"'You're the reason I crossed the road'? Really?! Is that your best pick-up line?"

"I love you, even though you still use a flip phone."

"No darling, there's nothing magical in the air, I just farted"

It was love at first...

'Honey, it's me! If you want to marry me, please press 1!'

Valentine man in underpants.

Tom had considerable emotional baggage.