Romantic Humor Fan Gifts

'The good news is that I don't think it's contagious.'

French President Sarkozy.

"You do realize that your sexy little dance moves have an effect on me, right?"

"Hmmm, yes, nice meeting you, but I can see that your online photo has been heavily edited..."

'Oh no!!! I've been told that Jenny is the hottest girl in town! I should have listen!!'

'Hey baby, how'd ya like to spend a night on Bald Mountain?'

"He'd make a great catch!"

Love Birds.

'I never kiss below the mukluks on the first date!'

'Love...is a many pointed thing...'

Flashing hedgehog.

'Your first date with her and you're taking her to the fire hydrant? Talk about class!'

'Always with the hugs! Would it kill you to kiss me once in a while?'

"I'd ask you in, but lockup is in 5 minutes."

"Cheers! Well, this is exciting. I've never had a dinner date with a duck before." "Relax, honey. I'm just here for the bread."

'Oh, Arthur...You sweet, blind, mad, dear, silly fool....Don't you see it could never last?'

"You should be sniffed, and often, by someone who knows how."

'We have a beautiful relationship. Why spoil it with a hug?'

"First date hairball... awkward."

'Stop complaining woman, you wanted a boating holiday!'

"I said I'd give you the world, didn't I?"

"Right here's fine."

Romeo & Juliet & Ron

"The yellow spotted green bird, eats its body weight in bugs, and mates once every three years."

'Hang on a minute: You're not going to transform into a Prince and leave me heartbroken, are you?!'

"Ugh, we get it - you're in love."

'I wouldn't kick her out of bed.'

Why Cupid is not allowed to drink alcohol anymore...

"You keep fumblin' with that bra, Cowboy, and you're never gettin' to second base."

Adam and Eve: Reconcilable Differences

"He should be up and complaining in no time."

'I think it's damn unprofessional for a dermatologist to scream 'Yikes' like that.'

Lovers' leap with chaperone observation point.

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'Hey, that one looks just like a visible mass of condensed water vapour floating in the atmosphere.'