Romantic Comic Enthusiasts Pillows

'That's my wife, my lover, my girlfriend, my mistress, my fiance, and the girl next door...'

"Do you, Darlene, take Jim to be your lawfully wedded husband, when you could, clearly, do far better?"

"...and someone with no fleas. Anything else?"

"You should be sniffed, and often, by someone who knows how."

'It's called 'cause and effect.' I pound this log and Tarzan goes bananas.'

Romeo & Juliet & Ron

'Are we there yet?'

'Say baby - 'come live with me and be my love, and we will all the pleasures prove, that valleys, groves, hills and fields,woods or steepy mountain yields' - Marlowe.'

"You keep fumblin' with that bra, Cowboy, and you're never gettin' to second base."

Adam and Eve: Reconcilable Differences

'Ha! Ha! The Wooin' O't!'

"I love that you still call me 'honey'."

'I think it's damn unprofessional for a dermatologist to scream 'Yikes' like that.'

'I'm looking forward to parents' night. I'm going to ask these people their diet secrets.'

Say it with flowers: It!

'Hey, that one looks just like a visible mass of condensed water vapour floating in the atmosphere.'

'Romeo and Julietta'

It started friendly enough...'I'm Henry VIII, my dear, but you may call me 'Hank'.'

Limerick On A Grecian Urn

'NO, it DOESN'T come on DISC!'

" A lot of it is just legal mumbo-jumbo."

'Justin, this isn't what I meant when I said we could make out like bandits.'

'If you must know, yes, I do sometimes fake purring.'

The Plinth Wedding Planner Co.

'Great job Zork, we're lost... you couldn't find Uranus with both hands and a flashlight!'

'There's more to life than just necking all the time, Frankie!'

"So this is the Mr. Waring who has made such a great impression on my little girl."

Tongue in the ear...

'Kids like my presents, but do they really like me?'

"Relax, I'll go back and find it."

'It started with a kiss - then their nose rings got locked.'

'Like you, I don't know why they feed us every day, but as long as they do it, I'll stay...'

'So, you're an organ-grinder's monkey? A professional beggar? Is that how you intend to support my daughter?'